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Post by Theplya suppressed by Murelia.
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Volaworand, The eternal swedish empire, and Modelna
Start stockpiling potatoes before it's too late!
[TSP]VBC News reports an increase in calls to poison control centers due to the vegetable. The Faraday Poison Center reports an increase by 40-50 calls daily due to the do-it-yourself radiation treatment and preventive trend that's worrying health experts.
Experts Warn of The Dangers of Potatoes
Julie Weber, the president of the Volaworand Association of Poison Control Centers tells VBC News that people are getting potatoes through their local markets and dosing themselves in a poor attempt to treat or prevent radiation infections.
Experts urge people to avoid fake 'cures' and lures that are detrimental to their health and could cause problems as severe as the radiation infections they are attempting to treat.
Soren Rodning, a Volaworand Antarctic College researcher, warns that potatoes should not be used to self-medicate, adding that there is no study proving the effectiveness of potatoes to treat radiation infections in humans.
How Potatoes Became a Popular DIY Radiation Treatment
The trend in using potatoes as a radiation deterrent was generated by the Grassroots Radiation Infection Frontline Treatment & Emergency Response Alliance that formed at the beginning of N-day catastrophe. It is composed of critical care workers that previously promoted the controversial use of Hot Pink Hello Kitty Band-aids to treat of gunshot wounds according to an investigation by Science-ish News Today.
On the other hand, TSP regulators are firmly reiterating the lack of robust evidence and safety data before recommending potatoes as preventive medicine, cure, or treatment for radiation.
The GRIFTER Alliance held a press conference touting a TEP study that showed proof of the vegetable's ability to combat radiation infections. However, public health agencies and health experts denounce the study and "shoddy pseudoscience funded by Big Potato dark money".
In an earlier statement, the National Institutes of Health refused to support potatoe-based treatment of radiation infections until human clinical trials prove the safety and effectiveness of the vegetable.
Meanwhile, the TSP Food and Drug Administration also warns South Pacificians not to self-medicate using potatoes which are primarily needed for SPIT production.
Large Amounts of Potatoes are Poisonous
Potatoes are a common root vegetable used in fries, chips, vodka and SPIT, and often harmlessly consumed in raw, deep fried, mashed or baked forms.
Although small doses of the potatoes can be tolerated by humans with minimal side effects like increased heart rates, rashes, and nausea, taking large doses can cause severe poisoning in humans.
The Faraday Poison Center reminds the public that overdoses of potatoes can result in lung issues, heart problems, seizures, and coma in humans. Adding that people should refrain from consuming potatoes especially if they believe they have radiation poisonings.
According to reports the TEP study that triggered the trend of using potatoes to prevent or treat radiation infections tested the efficacy of potatoes in vitro or performed outside of living organisms.
- Volaworand Newswire
Drystar and The eternal swedish empire
Prepared
Have my 160 year old jumpsuit a flask a bit of money and a spear and the location of klamath
But that's so much woooooooork
Drystar and The eternal swedish empire
I said the exact same thing first time I read it.
Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Temnika
Great
Same
(Why does newcomers got their first post suppressed, while they didn't know the rules yet?
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I have cleared out my schedule for N-Day, now that’s left to do is wait… >:)
I am too lazy to log onto literally every single one of my puppets for N-Day though, I’ll probably just use like 40 of them
Concrete Slab, Somurias, The eternal swedish empire, and Baller-land
Just use these tools
Useful Technology + Tools
Potato Alliance N-Day Guide
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Why you should use it: If you have anywhere from 1 to ~25 puppet nations, it makes switching between them easier.
NationStates++ is one of the most widely-used extensions for NationStates. One of its main features is a puppet management tool that allows you to switch between nation accounts by clicking a link instead of having to enter your password each time. Being able to switch between puppets quickly and easily is extremely important because less wasted time logging into a puppet nation means more time for shielding or launching.
NationStates++ can be installed here. Once it's added, you'll see a new button in the top right of the NationStates menu bar labelled 'Puppets'. Hover over it, and you'll see a link labelled 'Manage Puppets'. If you click that, you'll be taken to a page where you can add puppet accounts and even organize them into different lists.
Unfortunately, however, NationStates++ is old and no longer maintained. While its puppet management function still seems to work, many of its other features are broken. If you want a newer, alternate version that lacks many of NationStates++'s issues, you can try LibreNS++. LibreNS++ is set up as a userscript (a little bit of code that the user -- you -- add to your browser), so you need to install the Greasemonkey (Firefox) or Tampermonkey (Chrome) extension first in order to run it (those extensions basically just allow you to add your own little bits of code to your browser).
Once you've installed one of those extensions, click here to install the LibreNS++ userscript. Reload NationStates once you've installed it, and you'll see a new button in the top right of the NationStates menu bar labelled 'Puppets'. Click on it, and you'll see a link labelled 'Manage Puppets'. If you click that, you'll be taken to a page where you can add puppet accounts. You can find more information about LibreNS++ here.
Why you should use it: If you have ~25 or more puppet nations, it makes switching between them a lot easier (even easier than NationStates++/LibreNS++). It's the preferred puppet switching technique of the pros!
Containerise is an extension for the Firefox browser that makes handling a large number of puppets much easier. As Racoda, the author of the main guide on using Containerise for NationStates, notes:
"Firefox includes a feature that lets you use multiple identities (multiple accounts) on one site, with each account in a distinct, colour-coded container. What this means for NationStates is that you can be logged in to multiple nations in different tabs all at once, without having to switch between them. This allows to greatly speed up [switching between puppet nations].... Of course, the more ... puppets you have, the greater the time savings. In essence, containers can be thought of as if you're using a different browser (or private browsing) for each nation, but all within a single browser instance. One of the many extensions leveraging the power of Firefox' containers is Containerise, which lets you automagically open a tab with a different, logged-in nation (without having to log out from all of your other ones) by simply clicking a link." |
The Potato Alliance commanders advise you to set up and use Containerise if you're planning to use a large number of puppet nations (say, 25 or more) during N-Day. Being able to switch between puppets quickly and easily is extremely important because less wasted time logging into a puppet nation means more time for shielding or launching. If you're interested in learning how to use it and want to run a lot of puppets, but you're not sure quite how things work, feel free to tag King Platypus#1081, Somyrion#8047, or 9003#5389 on Discord for help.
The following dispatch is a comprehensive guide to setting up Containerise for puppet management. Please read it for instructions on how to set up the extension. It's originally meant for use by card farmers (players who run large numbers of puppet nations in order to generate cards), though, so it includes references to card farming. You can safely ignore those, because in this case you're using it for N-Day, not the cards game. But make sure to choose the container=puppet option when you reach that step in the instructions!
Why you should use it: It will make all your actions much quicker. Everyone should use it!
Psithurism is a keybinding script (a derivative of Breeze++) that has been built specifically for Potato Alliance for N-Day. It takes actions that you would normally take with your mouse, like going to a certain page or clicking a button, and maps them to keys on your keyboard.
For example, if you want to check if there are any incoming nukes on our faction, instead of having to find the right page and then click a button to shoot down anything incoming, you can simply press m once (to go to the incoming nukes page), and then immediately m again (to shoot down anything incoming, or reload the page to check for anything new otherwise). That means that instead of having to handle everything manually, you can simply do m, m, m, m, .... So much easier!
Here's a list of all the keybind functions that Psithurism will have:
Key (on your keyboard) -------------------------------------------- | What does it do? |
n | Reloads any page you're on. |
< | Goes back to the previous page. |
p, p, p, ... | Convert production to nukes or shields -- which one it chooses is based on specialty (military specialists' production is converted into nukes, both other specialties' production is converted into shields). You have to press it multiple times in a row to cycle through the production-generating process (going to the production page, selecting the right amount of production, etc.). Stop pressing it when you have no more production left to convert! |
w, w, w, ... | Convert production to nukes only. Don't use this unless there's some good reason why you need to generate nukes on an Economic or Strategic Specialist nation! |
s, s, s, ... | Convert production to shields only. Don't use this unless there's some good reason why you need to generate nukes on a Military Specialist nation! |
spacebar, spacebar | Hit once to go to your nukes page, twice to go to the Potato Alliance faction page. |
m, m, m, ... | View (press once) and shield (press twice) incoming nukes, as described in the example above. If you're sitting on the incoming nukes page, waiting for anything to shoot down, just press it over and over and over. It'll keep reloading the page until there's something to shoot down, at which point it'll select the shield button immediately. |
k, k, k, ... | Perform the entire targetting procedure. You have to start on another faction's page (i.e. the faction that Potato Alliance is currently attacking). Then press it repeatedly to cycle through the process of automatically finding a not-fully-irradiated nation to target your nukes at, targetting the right number of nukes to make that nation reach 100% radiation, and then finding another nation to repeat the process. When you use this keybind to target your nukes, it will automatically calculate what the best number of nukes to target is, without wasting too many. Just keep pressing the key repeatedly until you run out of nukes to target! |
L, L, L, ... | View (press once) and launch (press twice) your nukes that are targetted and ready to be launched. If you're waiting for your nukes to get ready to launch, just press it over and over. It'll keep reloading the page until there's something to shoot down, at which point it'll select the launch button immediately. |
f | Go to the page that lists all the factions and the scoreboard. |
Because Psithurism is a custom script, there are some details that can't be added to it yet (like the exact URL of the Potato Alliance faction page), so it's not available to install right now. But as soon as N-Day begins, Psithurism will be made available through a link and set of instructions on the Potato Command Discord server. Keep an eye out!
There is one thing you can do to prepare for installing Psithurism, though: just like LibreNS++ above, Psithurism will be distributed as a userscript (a little bit of code that the user -- you -- add to your browser). So you need to install the Tampermonkey (Firefox | Chrome) extension first in order to run it (those extensions basically just allow you to add your own little bits of code to your browser). In addition, if you've previously installed Breeze++ or a similar extension, make sure to turn it off before using Psithurism!
Murelia, Osheiga, and The eternal swedish empire
already ahead of you - i got LibreNS and Containerise already set up :p
Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Baller-land
Nuclear bombs and massive missiles,
Nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away!
Where death's king and men are ash,
TAAE boys will win the battles, nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
We'll all go down to the wasteland, shield away! Nuke away!
Each survivor must know that they must mind their life is doomed.
Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
I wish I was in a bunker,
I'd make sure I'd survive, shield away!
Nuke away! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
We'll put the nukes all on route,
I'll bet my life we're gonna die,
Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
We'll all go down to the wasteland, shield away! Nuke away!
Each survivor must understand that they must know their life is doomed.
Nuke away! Shield away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
Nuke Away! Shield Away! We'll all go down to the wasteland!
O may our souls and spirits still live forever on those who remain! Shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
And let our tale forever be for the world and for
TAAE, shield away! Nuke away! Shield away, nuke away!
We'll all go down to the wasteland, nuke away! Shield away!
Each survivor must understand that they must mind their life is doomed.
Shield away, nuke away!
We'll all go down to the wasteland! Shield away, run away, we'll all go down...
Concrete Slab, Noimosini, Gaila, and The eternal swedish empire
Im not gonna use my puppets because Im lazy and dont wanna download anything
Concrete Slab, The eternal swedish empire, and Unified asian states
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