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Abarri wrote:Rabbit, hare, pika UNITE!
*cue fog machine and lasers*

Shiny

Linguiniland wrote:The Blessing!!!!! Behold The Blessing!!!! Divine retribution is at hand!!!! I wish I only had time to deliver the Marshmallow Penguins to Volaworand

you lucky nation! only the finest are sacrificed to our goddess!

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Rabbitz, and Linguiniland

The Solar System Scope wrote:*lays on your scaly torso, yawning*

Is it time for bed?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Rabbitz

I’m back!

Auphelia wrote:

*doesn't notice you as Puddles savagely mauls you to death*

So...free pasta?

Linguiniland wrote:The Blessing!!!!! Behold The Blessing!!!! Divine retribution is at hand!!!! I wish I only had time to deliver the Marshmallow Penguins to Volaworand

Great, religious pasta

Aidenfieeld wrote:I’m back!

Hi

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Volaworand

*creeps away slowly*

Volaworand wrote:you lucky nation! only the finest are sacrificed to our goddess!

IKR!!! And it only took a few weeks of substandard worship. Plus 11 easy payments of $13.99 plus shipping and handling.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Volaworand

Post by Peismatarika suppressed by a moderator.

Rabbitz wrote:Hi

Hello!

Rabbitz

Aidenfieeld wrote:Hello!

How ya doing?

Rabbitz wrote:How ya doing?

Meh.
You?

Volaworand and Rabbitz

Rabbitz wrote:Great, religious pasta

Have you not been introduced to the Word of Auphelia?

The Golden Cannoli of Origin

(1)In the beginning there was only the great Auphelia and she looked out upon the nothingness and thought to herself well this is boring. (2)The great Auphelia uncurled her tentacles and from within them sprang forth three beings for her to torment: (3)The Fox, The Dragon, and The Dog. (4)Auphelia saw these three play things and smiled as she began to devour her creations because it was fun, and she was hungry. (5)The Dog sensing his imminent destruction begged his creator not to devour him because he was small and instead to devour the large scaly thing that would surely challenge the Goddess for power.

(6)The Dragon unaware of the destruction that was about to befall her had set about wrapping her coils around The Fox, because he was small and frail, yet she was so large and strong. (7)Seeing the gaping maw of the great Auphelia blot out all of existence the Fox, yelped in terror that he and the Dragon not be devoured by the goddess for they would give her heart burn and get fur and scales stuck between her many rows of teeth. (8)Enraged that her creations would not do her bidding the great Auphelia stretched her tentacles wide and flung the Fox, the Dragon, and the Dog far from her. (9)Everywhere her many tentacles stretched existence sprung forth until the entirety of The South Pacific blossomed under her form. (10)Annoyed by her playthings the goddess slumbered.

(11)Fearful that the great Auphelia would seek to wreak havoc upon them the Dragon, grasped a small piece of the goddess in her claws as she fell and set it ablaze with her fire so that she may keep watch for the goddess in case of her return. (12)Sensing the warmth of the miniscule light, the great Auphelia increased it in glorious size so that it would keep her warm. (13)Knowing that the Dragon wanted the light badly, the great Auphelia cast the light far above her out of the Dragons reach.

(14)Seeing the Dragon cry in terror that the light she had made was taken from her the Fox, began to bind some of his fur together, and with a tear from the Dragon, he created a smaller silver ball that reflected some of the warmth from the great light upon the Dragon. (15)Seeing the joy that this caused the Dragon the great Auphelia took the silver ball and cast it too into the sky far above but in the opposite direction of the great light. (16)The great Auphelia then stretched out with her tentacles and grasped the Fox and the Dragon and with such force cast them into their own creations. (17)Banishing them to be forever apart. (18)The Dog seeing the Dragon and The Fox crying in desperation at their sudden abandonment and imminent solitary confinement set about a plan. (19)Catching the large ball of light in its mouth the Dog flung it over his shoulder so that it would travel around the great Auphelia and the land she had created below her. (20)The Dog then retrieved the smaller silver ball and tossed it over his other shoulder with an even greater force so that it would travel around the great Auphelia in the opposite direction. (21)This guaranteed that the Fox and the Dragon, though separated, would still be able to meet at least twice a day as they traveled around the great Auphelia.

(22)Seeing that her fun had been interrupted by the Dog the great Auphelia said Bad Doggie as her tentacle smashed into the Dog and he fractured the land upon which he landed. (23)Pain overcame the Dog and he began to cry tear of heart felt hurt. (24)His tears filled up the cracks between the lands and formed the great seas and oceans that separate the great lands of The South Pacific. (25)When the great Auphelia looked over what was created with the land and seas below and the sun and moon above, she smiled that it was good. (26)Content in her grandeur and creation the great Auphelia retracted her tentacles and slumbered once again.

Read factbook

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, and Myr nyr

Volaworand wrote:you lucky nation! only the finest are sacrificed to our goddess!

'Tis true!

Linguiniland wrote:IKR!!! And it only took a few weeks of substandard worship. Plus 11 easy payments of $13.99 plus shipping and handling.

It's actually 13 payments of £17.

Exchange rates and whatnot.

Aidenfieeld wrote:Meh.
You?

Great, thanks for asking

Linguiniland wrote:Have you not been introduced to the Word of Auphelia?

The Golden Cannoli of Origin

(1)In the beginning there was only the great Auphelia and she looked out upon the nothingness and thought to herself well this is boring. (2)The great Auphelia uncurled her tentacles and from within them sprang forth three beings for her to torment: (3)The Fox, The Dragon, and The Dog. (4)Auphelia saw these three play things and smiled as she began to devour her creations because it was fun, and she was hungry. (5)The Dog sensing his imminent destruction begged his creator not to devour him because he was small and instead to devour the large scaly thing that would surely challenge the Goddess for power.

(6)The Dragon unaware of the destruction that was about to befall her had set about wrapping her coils around The Fox, because he was small and frail, yet she was so large and strong. (7)Seeing the gaping maw of the great Auphelia blot out all of existence the Fox, yelped in terror that he and the Dragon not be devoured by the goddess for they would give her heart burn and get fur and scales stuck between her many rows of teeth. (8)Enraged that her creations would not do her bidding the great Auphelia stretched her tentacles wide and flung the Fox, the Dragon, and the Dog far from her. (9)Everywhere her many tentacles stretched existence sprung forth until the entirety of The South Pacific blossomed under her form. (10)Annoyed by her playthings the goddess slumbered.

(11)Fearful that the great Auphelia would seek to wreak havoc upon them the Dragon, grasped a small piece of the goddess in her claws as she fell and set it ablaze with her fire so that she may keep watch for the goddess in case of her return. (12)Sensing the warmth of the miniscule light, the great Auphelia increased it in glorious size so that it would keep her warm. (13)Knowing that the Dragon wanted the light badly, the great Auphelia cast the light far above her out of the Dragons reach.

(14)Seeing the Dragon cry in terror that the light she had made was taken from her the Fox, began to bind some of his fur together, and with a tear from the Dragon, he created a smaller silver ball that reflected some of the warmth from the great light upon the Dragon. (15)Seeing the joy that this caused the Dragon the great Auphelia took the silver ball and cast it too into the sky far above but in the opposite direction of the great light. (16)The great Auphelia then stretched out with her tentacles and grasped the Fox and the Dragon and with such force cast them into their own creations. (17)Banishing them to be forever apart. (18)The Dog seeing the Dragon and The Fox crying in desperation at their sudden abandonment and imminent solitary confinement set about a plan. (19)Catching the large ball of light in its mouth the Dog flung it over his shoulder so that it would travel around the great Auphelia and the land she had created below her. (20)The Dog then retrieved the smaller silver ball and tossed it over his other shoulder with an even greater force so that it would travel around the great Auphelia in the opposite direction. (21)This guaranteed that the Fox and the Dragon, though separated, would still be able to meet at least twice a day as they traveled around the great Auphelia.

(22)Seeing that her fun had been interrupted by the Dog the great Auphelia said Bad Doggie as her tentacle smashed into the Dog and he fractured the land upon which he landed. (23)Pain overcame the Dog and he began to cry tear of heart felt hurt. (24)His tears filled up the cracks between the lands and formed the great seas and oceans that separate the great lands of The South Pacific. (25)When the great Auphelia looked over what was created with the land and seas below and the sun and moon above, she smiled that it was good. (26)Content in her grandeur and creation the great Auphelia retracted her tentacles and slumbered once again.

Read factbook

I don't care about your Auphelian Holy Scripture

Aidenfieeld, Abarri, and Myr nyr

Rabbitz wrote:

I don't care about your Auphelian Holy Scripture

*gasp* RIP Rabbitz

Auphelia and Linguiniland

Volaworand wrote:*gasp* RIP Rabbitz

Their life was too short, just like their temper and height.

Volaworand and Linguiniland

*pops up*

Myr nyr

*watches from the shadows and sips tea*

Rabbitz wrote:I don't care about your Auphelian Holy Scripture

Blasphemy!!! Shun the non-believer!!!!

*Begins to pelt you with marshmallows*

Anyone else want to join in? No.... well ok.....

*Shuffles away eating unthrown marshmallows*

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Volaworand

Rabbitz this timeline history is lovely!

In the current state of Rabbitz you can vote for whoever you want, vote to make whatever you want, and vote to have anything you want. Politicians must leave office after an allotted time with votes counting directly towards who gets into office to replace. The right to protest is held sacrosanct with people constantly protesting about trivial things such as which movie is the greatest, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rabbitz pop. This follows a little more important matters such as what's the mass of the Higgs Boson, and how can you divide by zero. Let's backtrack to the beginning, shall we? The government in Rabbitz was flourishing with people constantly enjoying the freedom to push voting machine buttons, and having their opinion asked. Then, on December 30th, 24 days after Rabbitz was founded, the government turned into a socialist society. The people could no longer vote for the things they desired and protesters were detained and forced to work for no money. Politicians were corrupt and never left offfice, and nobody could say their opinion about governmental decisions and policies. Then, on Jan 9th, the people's protests and prayers were heard. The government lifted the socialistic policies and replaced them with the people friendly ones. All was good for a great long time. The people could push voting machine buttons and be happy with their right to have their opinion heard. Then, on March 20th, the autocracy kicked in. The military forced people to vote for a candidate and shot anyone who opposed. Protesters were shot on the spot. The people lived in fear of their lives. All candidates that were not apart of the party were shot, or threatened to be shot if they did not switch or give up their office. The fun seeped out of the people once again. Then, on March 29th, the barbaric autocratic policies were lifted, and the people could once again be heard. From that moment forward, the Rabbitzian can be reassured that no acts of communism or autocracy would ever be implaced again. The people are now once heard and will be forevermore.


Read factbook

Linguiniland wrote:Blasphemy!!! Shun the non-believer!!!!

*Begins to pelt you with marshmallows*

Anyone else want to join in? No.... well ok.....

*Shuffles away eating unthrown marshmallows*

Stoning via marshmallow went out of style in the 90's.

The 1390's.

Volaworand, Linguiniland, and Saxavo

Volaworand wrote:*gasp* RIP Rabbitz

...

Auphelia wrote:Their life was too short, just like their temper and height.

Small but mighty

Linguiniland wrote:Blasphemy!!! Shun the non-believer!!!!

*Begins to pelt you with marshmallows*

Anyone else want to join in? No.... well ok.....

*Shuffles away eating unthrown marshmallows*

*Takes a shower*
All clean

Volaworand wrote:Rabbitz this timeline history is lovely!
In the current state of Rabbitz you can vote for whoever you want, vote to make whatever you want, and vote to have anything you want. Politicians must leave office after an allotted time with votes counting directly towards who gets into office to replace. The right to protest is held sacrosanct with people constantly protesting about trivial things such as which movie is the greatest, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rabbitz pop. This follows a little more important matters such as what's the mass of the Higgs Boson, and how can you divide by zero. Let's backtrack to the beginning, shall we? The government in Rabbitz was flourishing with people constantly enjoying the freedom to push voting machine buttons, and having their opinion asked. Then, on December 30th, 24 days after Rabbitz was founded, the government turned into a socialist society. The people could no longer vote for the things they desired and protesters were detained and forced to work for no money. Politicians were corrupt and never left offfice, and nobody could say their opinion about governmental decisions and policies. Then, on Jan 9th, the people's protests and prayers were heard. The government lifted the socialistic policies and replaced them with the people friendly ones. All was good for a great long time. The people could push voting machine buttons and be happy with their right to have their opinion heard. Then, on March 20th, the autocracy kicked in. The military forced people to vote for a candidate and shot anyone who opposed. Protesters were shot on the spot. The people lived in fear of their lives. All candidates that were not apart of the party were shot, or threatened to be shot if they did not switch or give up their office. The fun seeped out of the people once again. Then, on March 29th, the barbaric autocratic policies were lifted, and the people could once again be heard. From that moment forward, the Rabbitzian can be reassured that no acts of communism or autocracy would ever be implaced again. The people are now once heard and will be forevermore.


Read factbook

Thank you

Auphelia, Volaworand, and The Filippinas

*sips tea in pure darkness*

*goes on piano*

Hmm...

Auctoritatisque

Myr nyr wrote:*sips tea in pure darkness*

*sips drink menacingly* hello

Lily pad nation and Myr nyr

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