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Estantia wrote:Yeah

*is still rolling around wondering where you got to*

*envelops in floof*

Auphelia wrote:Time is very forgiving, if you have the right creams!

*slathers a thick layer of anti-ageing cream on her skin*

Every morning and every night! Skin care is very important!

*shows off her flawless, glowing skin to Time, who cowers and hides her own flaky, wrinkled skin*

Meanwhile here I am with dryness galore. ;-;

Auphelia and Estantia

The Solar System Scope wrote:*envelops in floof*
Meanwhile here I am with dryness galore. ;-;

Awwww don't worry

*notices Auphelia and hides* >~>

Estantia wrote:Awwww don't worry

*notices Auphelia and hides* >~>

Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you... *holds tightly*

Estantia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Silly Si~ *cuddles*

:p
*boops*

Estantia wrote:*facepalm*

They are absolute legends

Better than some stuff these days >~<

Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Estantia

Estantia wrote:Awwww don't worry

*notices Auphelia and hides* >~>

That's right, you dirty foreigner.

Run.

Run, and never return!

The Solar System Scope wrote:Meanwhile here I am with dryness galore. ;-;

No one can see it under your floo - oh.

Right.

I forgot I had shaved you!

*slathers you in lavender scented lotion*

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherEstantia

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Si-topia wrote::p
*boops*
Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

I'm not into Gregorian chant much either.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you... *holds tightly*

*whimpers* u~u

Si-topia wrote::p
*boops*
Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

I see

Most of the music I listen to is from the 90s/early 2000s

Auphelia wrote:That's right, you dirty foreigner.

Run.

Run, and never return!

*is not triggered in the slightest*

*goes to upvote your latest dispatch (if I can find it)*

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

Post self-deleted by Estantia.

Si-topia wrote::p
*boops*
Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

Go to YouTube and find Eruption, that’s Eddie playing. He can make a guitar do things no one else can. Look up some of the older blues guitarists too. Clapton was part of a group called Cream from the 60’s, then he went solo. He’s been making music since, a lot of blues influences in his playing

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Lily pad nation, and 2 othersEstantia, and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Auphelia

Uncomfortable nooks and crannies wrote:I'm not into Gregorian chant much either.

How can you not?

*leads in a choir of (San) Franciscan nuns, leading them in a jazzy rendition of Pange Lingua Gloriosi*

Pange lingua gloriosi
Corporis mysterium,
Sanguinisque pretiosi,
Quem in mundi pretium
Fructus ventris generosi,
Rex effudit gentium.

*the nuns rip off their habits to reveal sparkly habits underneath*

Nobis datus, nobis natus
Ex intacta Virgine
Et in mundo conversatus,
Sparso verbi semine,
Sui moras incolatus
Miro clausit ordine.

*jazz hands while turning around in a circle*

In supremae nocte coenae
Recumbens cum fratribus,
Observata lege plene
Cibis in legalibus,
Cibum turbae duodenae
Se dat suis manibus

*two nuns backflip across the stage*

Verbum caro, panem verum
Verbo carnem efficit:
Fitque sanguis Christi merum,
Et si sensus deficit,
Ad firmandum cor sincerum
Sola fides sufficit.

*a nun is lowered from the ceiling on a silk rope and does mid air acrobatics as the other nuns continue to chant*

Tantum ergo Sacramentum
Veneremur cernui:
Et antiquum documentum
Novo cedat ritui:
Praestet fides supplementum
Sensuum defectui.

*the nuns pause and boogie during a saxophone solo*

Genitori, Genitoque
Laus et jubilatio,
Salus, honor, virtus quoque
Sit et benedictio:
Procedenti ab utroque
Compar sit laudatio. Amen!

*more jazz hands*

Yes, I know there was "technically" a second Sister Act already, but we don't talk about that one.

Drystar wrote:Go to YouTube and find Eruption, that’s Eddie playing. He can make a guitar do things no one else can.

Sounds like extortion.

Fun!

The Solar System Scope, Lily pad nation, Estantia, and Uncomfortable nooks and crannies

Uknownfromchina

Uknownfromchina wrote:I am back :/

Hi back, I am TSSS, also known as Fox or Astro!

Si-topia wrote::p
*boops*
Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

We have noticed~
*boops back*

Auphelia wrote:That's right, you dirty foreigner.

Run.

Run, and never return!

No one can see it under your floo - oh.

Right.

I forgot I had shaved you!

*slathers you in lavender scented lotion*

What! ;~;
*curls up to hide myself*

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Uknownfromchina

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hi back, I am TSSS, also known as Fox or Astro!
We have noticed~
*boops back*
What! ;~;
*curls up to hide myself*

Nice to know?

Si-topia wrote::p
*boops*
Sorry, I don't listen to much older music and my taste in music is slightly different than most 🤷

You can also try Santana, who I forgot to mention. I should be flogged.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

Drystar wrote:You can also try Santana, who I forgot to mention. I should be flogged.

*gets out her flogging flail*

It's the black leather one with the small metal studs, just as you like it.

Don't worry, I'll make it quick.

*puts you in the stocks*

The Solar System Scope wrote:What! ;~;
*curls up to hide myself*

But you (finally) smell nice!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation

Drystar wrote:Go to YouTube and find Eruption, that’s Eddie playing. He can make a guitar do things no one else can. Look up some of the older blues guitarists too. Clapton was part of a group called Cream from the 60’s, then he went solo. He’s been making music since, a lot of blues influences in his playing

Okay, I'll listen to it even though I most likely won't like it :p

The Solar System Scope wrote:We have noticed~
*boops back*

Yes I know :p
*huggles*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:*gets out her flogging flail*

It's the black leather one with the small metal studs, just as you like it.

Don't worry, I'll make it quick.

*puts you in the stocks*

But you (finally) smell nice!

Good thing I didn’t say keel hauled then

Auphelia wrote:But you (finally) smell nice!

But but but ;-;

Si-topia wrote:Okay, I'll listen to it even though I most likely won't like it :p
Yes I know :p
*huggles*

*smooches*

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Hello people of the South Pacific how fares the south?

Auphelia

Drystar wrote:Good thing I didn’t say keel hauled then

Well you're not the one supposed to get wet, silly!

Except with your blood.

*flogs you some more as random passerby purchase rotten fruits from her henchmen and throw them at you*

Si-topia wrote:Okay, I'll listen to it even though I most likely won't like it :P

That's the spirit!

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Congregavit nos in unum Christi amor.
Exultemus, et in ipso jucundemur.
Timeamus, et amemus Deum vivum.
Et ex corde diligamus nos sincero.

*the strobe lights turn on and the nuns begin to break dance and scream into their microphones*

UBI CARITAS ET AMOR, DEUS IBI EST!
ROCK!
SIMUL ERGO CUM in UNUM CONGREGAMUR:
ROCK!
NE NOS MENTE DIVIDAMUR CAVEAMUS!
ROCK!
CESSENT JURGIA MALIGNA, CESSENT LITES!
ROCK!
ET IN MEDIO NOSTRI SIT CHRISTUS DEUS!
ROCK! ROCK! ROOOOOOOOCK!

*the nuns head bang and dance around the stage*

*the music suddenly cuts and comes back, but softer, almost dreamy*

*the nuns sway back and forth*

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Simul quoque cum beatis videamus,
Glorianter vultum tuum, Christe Deus.
Gaudium quod est immensum, atque probum:
Saecula per infinita saeculorum.
Amen.

*the nuns jump off of the stage to crowd surf*

The Solar System Scope wrote:But but but ;-;

Yes, that is what you tasted and smelled like.

Fascist britania wrote:Hello people of the South Pacific how fares the south?

Better than you, dirty foreigner.

TSP for TSPers!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation

The Solar System Scope wrote:*smooches*

*hugs and kisses*
Are you going to bed soon..?

Auphelia wrote:Well you're not the one supposed to get wet, silly!

Except with your blood.

*flogs you some more as random passerby purchase rotten fruits from her henchmen and throw them at you*

That's the spirit!

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Congregavit nos in unum Christi amor.
Exultemus, et in ipso jucundemur.
Timeamus, et amemus Deum vivum.
Et ex corde diligamus nos sincero.

*the strobe lights turn on and the nuns begin to break dance and scream into their microphones*

UBI CARITAS ET AMOR, DEUS IBI EST!
ROCK!
SIMUL ERGO CUM in UNUM CONGREGAMUR:
ROCK!
NE NOS MENTE DIVIDAMUR CAVEAMUS!
ROCK!
CESSENT JURGIA MALIGNA, CESSENT LITES!
ROCK!
ET IN MEDIO NOSTRI SIT CHRISTUS DEUS!
ROCK! ROCK! ROOOOOOOOCK!

*the nuns head bang and dance around the stage*

*the music suddenly cuts and comes back, but softer, almost dreamy*

*the nuns sway back and forth*

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Simul quoque cum beatis videamus,
Glorianter vultum tuum, Christe Deus.
Gaudium quod est immensum, atque probum:
Saecula per infinita saeculorum.
Amen.

*the nuns jump off of the stage to crowd surf*

Yes, that is what you tasted and smelled like.

Better than you, dirty foreigner.

TSP for TSPers!

>tasted
Really? :(

Auphelia

Auphelia wrote:Well you're not the one supposed to get wet, silly!

Except with your blood.

*flogs you some more as random passerby purchase rotten fruits from her henchmen and throw them at you*

That's the spirit!

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Congregavit nos in unum Christi amor.
Exultemus, et in ipso jucundemur.
Timeamus, et amemus Deum vivum.
Et ex corde diligamus nos sincero.

*the strobe lights turn on and the nuns begin to break dance and scream into their microphones*

UBI CARITAS ET AMOR, DEUS IBI EST!
ROCK!
SIMUL ERGO CUM in UNUM CONGREGAMUR:
ROCK!
NE NOS MENTE DIVIDAMUR CAVEAMUS!
ROCK!
CESSENT JURGIA MALIGNA, CESSENT LITES!
ROCK!
ET IN MEDIO NOSTRI SIT CHRISTUS DEUS!
ROCK! ROCK! ROOOOOOOOCK!

*the nuns head bang and dance around the stage*

*the music suddenly cuts and comes back, but softer, almost dreamy*

*the nuns sway back and forth*

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Simul quoque cum beatis videamus,
Glorianter vultum tuum, Christe Deus.
Gaudium quod est immensum, atque probum:
Saecula per infinita saeculorum.
Amen.

*the nuns jump off of the stage to crowd surf*

Yes, that is what you tasted and smelled like.

Better than you, dirty foreigner.

TSP for TSPers!

Really, you’re going to be mean to the tourists?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Drystar wrote:Really, you’re going to be mean to the tourists?

I've always hated foreigners!

It was excusable before, as they bought our obscenely priced water and commemorative SPIT glasses for a 1,400% mark up, but now?

They bring their own beverages, buy cheap spit (uncapitalised on purpose), and call the whole thing an "authentic TSP experience".

BAH! Crass commercialism and reckless profiteering IS authentic TSP!

The Solar System Scope wrote:>tasted
Really? :(

I used to eat you all the time!

*stabs your liver out and feasts on it*

Delicious!

The Solar System Scope, Volaworand, and Lily pad nation

Si-topia wrote:*hugs and kisses*
Are you going to bed soon..?

Half an hour or so... Midnight, you know...

Auphelia wrote:I used to eat you all the time!

*stabs your liver out and feasts on it*

Delicious!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
*bleeds*

Si-topia and Auphelia

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