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Steampunk engineers wrote:Yay honey!
*noms on the honey*

See Iym, she’s not doing anything bad, just hugging you

*keeps hugging Iym tightly, who eventually stops squirming*

Iym: “Too warm... can’t escape...”

Tsul: “Just like a teddy bear.”

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Azachland wrote:*keeps hugging Iym tightly, who eventually stops squirming*

Iym: “Too warm... can’t escape...”

Tsul: “Just like a teddy bear.”

Yay! Teddy bears!
*Summons all the teddy bears*
...
*Teddy bears merge together into a nigh-omnipotent being that ascends to a higher dimension*
...
Hm.
We'll need more teddy bears.

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Steampunk engineers

Azachland wrote:*keeps hugging Iym tightly, who eventually stops squirming*

Iym: “Too warm... can’t escape...”

Tsul: “Just like a teddy bear.”

Iym winterless, you ok?

Azachland, Proctethia, Rly8h, and Iym winterless

Iym winterless

Steampunk engineers wrote:Iym winterless, you ok?

Can’t... escape... melting... ngh...

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless wrote:Can’t... escape... melting... ngh...

Melting? I think your just overreacting
*continues eating the honey*

Proctethia, Rly8h, and Iym winterless

Iym winterless

Steampunk engineers wrote:Melting? I think your just overreacting
*continues eating the honey*

Agh... help... dy-

*is silenced by Tsul*

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Steampunk engineers wrote:Melting? I think your just overreacting
*continues eating the honey*

*Wants some of the honey*

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Rly8h wrote:*Wants some of the honey*

You’ll have to earn it, dear.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Iym winterless wrote:Agh... help... dy-

*is silenced by Tsul*

Iym!
*tries to save you*

Azachland, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Azachland wrote:You’ll have to earn it, dear.

*Deep, resonating voice that pierces all souls*
Who needs to die?!

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Tempest moon wrote:teddy bears were named after Theodore Roosevelt

That's actually kinda cool.

Rly8h wrote:*Deep, resonating voice that pierces all souls*
Who needs to die?!

Eventually everyone, technically.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Proctethia wrote:Iym!
*tries to save you*

*holds Iym even tighter*

Nope! He’s mine now! Forever...

Rly8h wrote:*Deep, resonating voice that pierces all souls*
Who needs to die?!

You must serve me.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Azachland wrote:*holds Iym even tighter*

Nope! He’s mine now! Forever...
You must serve me.

Ok, you have chosen a target for death.
...
...
You

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Azachland wrote:*holds Iym even tighter*

Nope! He’s mine now! Forever...
You must serve me.

Iym...no!!!!!
*throws a pillow at you*
*tries to squirm Iym free again*

Azachland, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Proctethia wrote:Iym...no!!!!!
*throws a pillow at you*
*tries to squirm Iym free again*

Helps by throwing a teddy bear at Tsul.

Proctethia and Steampunk engineers

Rly8h wrote:Ok, you have chosen a target for death.
...
...
You

No. No honey for you then.

Proctethia wrote:Iym...no!!!!!
*throws a pillow at you*
*tries to squirm Iym free again*

*the pillow burns up as you’re unable to even budge Iym out of my iron grip*

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Azachland wrote:No. No honey for you then.
*the pillow burns up as you’re unable to even budge Iym out of my iron grip*

*Attacks you*
Prepare to die.

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Azachland wrote:No. No honey for you then.
*the pillow burns up as you’re unable to even budge Iym out of my iron grip*

*weakly and feebly slaps you with my paw*

Azachland, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Rly8h wrote:*Attacks you*
Prepare to die.

Proctethia wrote:*weakly and feebly slaps you with my paw*

*laughs as my flames prevents you both from attacking you*

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Azachland wrote:*laughs as my flames prevents you both from attacking you*

*Uses a portal to douse you in liquid nitrogen*
Proctethia, your turn.

Azachland, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Azachland wrote:*laughs as my flames prevents you both from attacking you*

*burns*
I'm sorry, Steamie... for destroying Steampunk airship...
I'm sorry, Iym... for failing to save you...
I'm sorry, Fili... for dying again...
*dies*

Azachland, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Proctethia wrote:*burns*
I'm sorry, Steamie... for destroying Steampunk airship...
I'm sorry, Iym... for failing to save you...
I'm sorry, Fili... for dying again...
*dies*

Okay, you're dead.
Time to make $#!^ get real.

Proctethia and Steampunk engineers

Rly8h wrote:*Uses a portal to douse you in liquid nitrogen*
Proctethia, your turn.

*vanishes and appears behind you, punching you in the head*

Proctethia wrote:*burns*
I'm sorry, Steamie... for destroying Steampunk airship...
I'm sorry, Iym... for failing to save you...
I'm sorry, Fili... for dying again...
*dies*

How dramatic... but utterly useless.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Rly8h

Rly8h wrote:Okay, you're dead.
Time to make $#!^ get real.

This might ruin our chances of saving Iym, but...
*Converts all of the RMB into dry ice, killing all frost-susceptible inhabitants*

Proctethia and Steampunk engineers

Is now an appropriate time to say I won't be on NS for the next 5 days?

Azachland and Rly8h

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