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Proctethia wrote:

Is now an appropriate time to say I won't be on NS for the next 5 days?

Yes.

Azachland wrote:

*vanishes and appears behind you, punching you in the head*
How dramatic... but utterly useless.

*Your punch goes through my "head" and then gets stuck as that part of my body turns to solid granite*

Azachland wrote:

*I melt the granite with ease*

Darling, do you know how hot I can get? I am not a villain meant for the younger...

I don't know.
Let's find out.
*Throws you into the sun*
*Throws another star into the sun*

Azachland wrote:

*comes back perfectly fine*

A tad warm, but I am alright.

Fine.
*Portals you to a parallel universe to let the alternate Auphelia deal with you*
(Alternate Auphelia is like our's, but nice, so everyone that encounters her goes insane)

I have come home after 2 long years away!

Iym winterless wrote:

Agh... help... dy-

*is silenced by Tsul*

What? Didn’t quite catch that...

Proctethia wrote:

Iym...no!!!!!
*throws a pillow at you*
*tries to squirm Iym free again*

Why you trying to interrupt their hug?

Proctethia wrote:

*burns*
I'm sorry, Steamie... for destroying Steampunk airship...
I'm sorry, Iym... for failing to save you...
I'm sorry, Fili... for dying again...
*dies*

Don’t worry, I already repaired it- oh you’re dead...
*revives you with staff*

Proctethia wrote:

Is now an appropriate time to say I won't be on NS for the next 5 days?

Nuu!
*hugs tightly*
Don’t gooo!

Azachland wrote:

Darling, do you know how hot I can get? I am not a villain meant for the younger...

*silently giggles*

Ebonhand wrote:

I have come home after 2 long years away!

Hi, but...
Who are you?

Ebonhand wrote:

I have come home after 2 long years away!

Oh, hallo!

*yawns*

Azachland wrote:

Hm? Is something wrong, my butler?
Alive? Alive?

*laughs*

I am immortal! Unkillable!
I AM THE MOST SANE OF THEM ALL!

Pretty sure she is, too. That's the experiment. Oh, and after one of you dies, I'll collapse that universe into the void, and physics will unravel, and the survivors will be lost in time.

Azachland wrote:

Hm? Is something wrong, my butler?
Alive? Alive?

*laughs*

I am immortal! Unkillable!
I AM THE MOST SANE OF THEM ALL!

no i am i well i could rivial u there *giggles crazy like*

Rly8h wrote:

Pretty sure she is, too. That's the experiment. Oh, and after one of you dies, I'll collapse that universe into the void, and physics will unravel, and the survivors will be lost in time.

Hm. Aren’t you forgetting something, knave?

I have Iym with me! By trying to kill me I will have killed Iym!

Emu outer space wrote:

no i am i well i could rivial u there *giggles crazy like*

Hm. You have no immortality. Only a hive mind of some foolish birds who cannot even fly.

Azachland wrote:

Hm. Aren’t you forgetting something, knave?

I have Iym with me! By trying to kill me I will have killed Iym!
Hm. You have no immortality. Only a hive mind of some foolish birds who cannot even fly.

Eh, the original goal is forgotten by now, I don't actually care about saving Iym, I just want to avenge Proctethia.

Steampunk engineers wrote:

Nothing’s wrong, just laughing at what you said
Pretty sure she always is

Ok...
*hugs back*

*gets into coffin*