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Post by Western pakistan suppressed by Darkesia.

Kampf Empire wrote:PSA: We all riot if Thanoscopter isn't in Endgame. Spread the word.

Western pakistan wrote:

Twerp alert.

Yy4u, Serrus, Craiolia, and Western pakistan

Post by Western pakistan suppressed by Darkesia.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Twerp alert.

skedadelling intensifies

I guess I should participate in Punday Monday, so here:

I was band from playing an instrument after the exploding trombone incident.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:I do. I’m married to Mrs BBD whose idea of light packing consists of enough luggage to fill one hold in the Titanic.

Shoes man...

Mrs. Elegarth and I recently added a walk-in closet to our room, and we personalized it so that we would both have a side, including shoe racks. I have plenty of show, for a male in my country. I have like 15 pairs of shoes: dress shoes, sport shoes, chill out shoes, casual shoes, whatever. Wife has... a lot.. so she gets a bigger shoe rack.

That was about 1 year ago. My shows now reside in the lower deck of a corner of my side of the closet, plus a couple that didn't fit there and now live under the bed. Both shoe racks are populated by my wife's shoes, which have skyrocketed since they open a Payless ShoeSource at walking distance from my home.

Marvel studios

hello im new

Daahlings, did you know I once dated Gandhi’s brother. He was called Goosey Goosey.

Hello we're new!

Marvel studios wrote:hello im new

Hello, New. You might want to check copyright/trademark law before choosing that nation name. Just sayin'

Bangpink wrote:Hello we're new!

Hello! Welcome to TWP!

Some Pacifican was asking about our beans. I think it was an Easter.

*coffee*

Marvel studios Hello and welcome to TWP, if you have any questions feel free to telegram me. That goes for everyone else as well.

The queen would pop her head into the room and grimace. Too many people. Perhaps she wouldn't introduce herself, after all.

I... know we said we were trying to be more lenient in our RMB... but can any of you follow this conversation? :p

We were talking about shoes right or was it new people or queens? Its too much to keep track of *runs off to next class*

Watheria wrote:The queen would pop her head into the room and grimace. Too many people. Perhaps she wouldn't introduce herself, after all.

The queen would do well to read the rules against RMB roleplaying, but should otherwise not be intimidated by the locals.

I'm a loner too which is why I play this game but the crowd isn't too rowdy and they don't bite except for Yy but that's only if you misbehave

Alchera wrote:Wouldn't be hard for me :P i only got 3 pairs a set of everyday shoes, hiking boots, and a pair of sandals

I have only one pair of shoes. Which are falling apart. I could deal with the holes and tears, but now the right shoe doesn't want to stay on my foot. *sighs*

Two aliens walk into a bar ...

The bartender rolls his eyes and mutters, "Not these guys again."

The aliens order their usual drinks and sit at a table, watching the bar fill up with humans.
As they become drunker, they begin insulting the patrons.
"Hey, humans, are you still flying airplanes? We have spaceships that can fly around your entire stupid planet in seconds!"
"Hey, you stupid homo sapiens -- do you still shoot guns with bullets? Ever heard of ray guns? How long are you gonna take getting out of your Stone Age!!"

They laugh to themselves, keep insulting people, who can't insult or fight back because ... well, the aliens have ray guns and a spaceship. Eventually, the bar clears out, no one likes to be insulted. It's closing time anyway.

The aliens ask the bartender for their bill as they finish their last drinks. They are loaded, but there are no drunk-driving laws in space, so the aliens aren't worried about what human beings can do to them, which is nothing.

As they pay the bill, one alien asks the bartender, "Say, bartender -- whatever your stupid human name is -- we come in here all the time and not once have you asked us what planet we're from? Why?"

The bartender can't hold back the anger anymore, so he responds, "Well, you guys are a couple of a**holes, so I figured you're from an a**hole planet!"

The jaws of both aliens drop in shock.

One replies, "How did you know we're from Uranus?"

That's a good one!

Why could the moon easily carry the sun?

Because the sun was so light!

Peace love happiness

Good job Greynne, good job

LMAO!

Darkesia, Craiolia, Doomme, and Big ole freak

The grand imperial tsardom of the north

i will eat you

Doomme and Big ole freak

Squirrel !

*drools*

Doomme

Yy4u wrote:Squirrel !

*drools*

Roasted... seasoned with rock salt and pepper...

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