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What did the cow say to her calf?
It's pasture bedtime.
#pundaymonday
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Giovanniland, and 1 otherWestime
Post by Acerola orion suppressed by 
Bhang Bhang Duc.
Post a message...
Try posting one with a bit more content please, otherwise it will be treated as spam. Please see our dispatch on RMB Etiquette for more details.
Yy4u, Giovanniland, and NewJapanada2
Crepes for life
I have returned from the dead, hello old friends.
Welcome back, and good morning TWP!
Bhang Bhang Duc and Democratic fed thosinect
It's my birthday.
Westwind, Teralyon, and Moaning Lisa
Got my provisional driving license today with the wrong signature printed on it and the strap broke on one of my favourite mechanical watches, dropping it onto a tile floor and putting it thoroughly out of action. Think I might just wrap myself in bubble wrap for the rest of the day.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Teralyon, United Adaikes, and 4 othersFuentana, Willow Gate, Moaning Lisa, and Great Britain and All Ireland
TODAY IN THE WEST
Here's a great way to have a stellar Punday Monday: celebrate Space Flight Day.
Work in planets, astronauts, space terms, and have a blast!
Ramadan begins tonight. To those who observe it, Ramadan mubarak!.
Reminds me of the advert for a lost dog I saw once:
Missing, one eyed, three legged dog with no tail and ears that look like they’ve been through a combine harvester.
Answers to the name of Lucky.
Yy4u, Westwind, Adaia, Dilber, and 3 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Moaning Lisa, and Westime
I hear the USA has a shortage of tomato ketchup. If the mayo runs out would that make it a double-dip recession?
Wickedly evil people, Teralyon, United Adaikes, Fuentana, and 5 othersWillow Gate, Moaning Lisa, The Warriors of Determination, Democratic fed thosinect, and Great Britain and All Ireland
In an interview, a Russian cosmonaut was asked why coffee was always served black on the International Space Station.
"In space, nobody here use cream."
(adapted from one seen on Twitter last week)
Yy4u, Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Dilber, and 5 othersTeralyon, United Adaikes, Fuentana, Moaning Lisa, and Of knowhere
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon?
A meateor.
Why did the Americans win the space race?
Because the Soviets were Stalin.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, and 5 othersUnited Adaikes, Fuentana, Willow Gate, Moaning Lisa, and Of knowhere
Why did the Sun never got into college?
Because it already has quite a million degrees!
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
Rocket.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
At a parking meteor!
Westwind, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, United Adaikes, Fuentana, and 1 otherWillow Gate
hey guys,
this is the luk and i'm here to say that i'm a new
country and need allies only pls?
Post by The luk suppressed by 
Giovanniland.
Welcome The luk to the West Pacific! I would recommend reading our New Player Guide, though please do not double-post: that is against the message board etiquette and there is an Edit button available.
Also there's no such thing as allies here, except when roleplaying, something we don't do in this board - check this dispatch.
Post by Good tasty food lean representative suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.
apple
Suppressed - try making posts that have a bit more substance please.
Post by Good tasty food lean representative suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.
two apples
Guess what? You win tonight’s star prize - an all expenses trip to the Rejected Realms.
Next time try not to be a d!ck.
Yy4u and United Adaikes
Post by Hoffania suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.
Just, out of curiosity, what makes you think that being flighty sarcastic is the same as being a dick? Other people have feelings, ya know
Schadenfreud.
Fhaengshia and Westime
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