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Post by Axolotl Land suppressed by Bassiliya.

Bassiliya wrote:Welcome! Care to tell us about your nation? Do you have any questions?

Thanks for the welcoming but I really don't have any questions.

Ender thu wrote:Hello. I am the Democratic republic of Ender thu. The land of water , peace and happy. WE are have a high economic and buitiful buldings, and we moved into this place. IS so buitiful.
Have a good day. :D

New republic of baja california wrote:hello people, I'm Baja California after my independence from Mexico I came to this region, I am also new

Sad.... both of you left before you could become acquainted with our lovely community!

National power corporation

New members poggers!

Ender thu wrote:Hello. I am the Democratic republic of Ender thu. The land of water , peace and happy. WE are have a high economic and buitiful buldings, and we moved into this place. IS so buitiful.
Have a good day. :D

New republic of baja california wrote:hello people, I'm Baja California after my independence from Mexico I came to this region, I am also new

Issues are hard, I had to either imprison a man who was nude on a camera (that was filming live sports )or not send him away. Turns out now nudity is up by 120% and all the bad stuff happened. I have a love/hate relationship with this game.

Post self-deleted by Axolotl Land.

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Axolotl Land wrote:Issues are hard, I had to either imprison a man who was nude on a camera (that was filming live sports )or not send him away. Turns out now nudity is up by 120% and all the bad stuff happened. I have a love/hate relationship with this game.

You know you could just discard the issue if it harms you both ways.

Axolotl Land wrote:Issues are hard, I had to either imprison a man who was nude on a camera (that was filming live sports )or not send him away. Turns out now nudity is up by 120% and all the bad stuff happened. I have a love/hate relationship with this game.

Sometimes the issues are really weird. But yeah, like NPC said above, you can discard issues if you are unhappy with the choices. But it's always fun to see what choices will result in what effects.

Devastation wrote:ello

Welcome! Do let us know if you have any questions!

Odana wrote:hello

Hello!

Odana

Howst Is Everythou?

Thegye Tourney Tip:

Send a Great Protectorate-loving anti-monarchist as your fighter. Supported by the Bow and imbued with knowledge of the immortal science of anti-monarchism, they are sure to win.

Everyone make sure to check out the first-round results of the tourney and leave a nice upvote!

Thegye Spring Tourney ROUND 1!

by Thegye royal dispatcher

Today is the first day of the tournament! Crowds flock to the tournament ring outside the castle, just to the north of the city. All around, banners, streamers, and colorful flags flap in the wind. Adults and children alike speak in excited tones, each one looking forward to the event to come. Jugglers, musicians, and jesters roam the streets, adding an air of jolliness and gaiety to the warm breeze. From the taverns, shouts and songs can be heard from the early partyers, getting their fill of the cheap beer and fruity cordials. At the ring itself, already the seats have begun to fill up, and the guests of honor begin to arrive. Soon, only standing room will be left for the onlookers. The trumpets sound the royal fanfare as the Diarchs make their way to their thrones, dresses in springtime colors. Seated, the Diarchs extend their hands and signal the beginning of the tourney. Let the best warrior win!

CHAN vs. ZOS

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes her way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Chan, the young apprentice of the famed and powerful Chen, draws her dao and brandishes it at Zos. The Varelian warrior lets her hook hang by her side, ready to defeat the strange foreigner before her. Zos, roaring, charges Chan and uses her hook to bash aside Chan's blade. Screaming, she plunges her needle-sharp hook repeatedly into Chan's side and arms, blood spurting everywhere. A moment later, she steps back, allowing Chan's body to slump to the ground, moaning in defeat. Zos from Thegye wins, beating from Chan of Peraro Krotoik!


DOKNUSH vs. OSOUS TUS MEMAUSIS

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Osous, bearing his kilij, growled at Doknush. Doknush, trembling slightly, holds his sawtoothed dagger pointed at his opponent. Suddenly, Osous charged Doknush, flailing his kilij in his pathway. Catching the Baswaran off-guard, the Karorkan lands a strong blow on Doknush's side. Grunting, Duknush rolls out of the way. Regaining his feet, he rushes inside the reach of the kilij and begins ripping at Osous's chest. Falling back, Osous cracked the back of his head on the ground. Dazed, he is unable to defend against Doknush's final blow, which knocks him out. Duknush, the contestant from Thegye wins, defeating Osous Tus Memausis of Karorka!


OTO vs. BRIFFEEN

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Oto, hefting his skipping stone, shivers a bit as a breeze sweeps through the ring. Briffeen pulls his war-spike out of the ground. Oto, drawing back, attempts to skip his stone across the dirt to hit Briffeen. However, the stone plonks harmlessly a few feet away from Oto, raising a small poof of dust. Laughing, Briffeen rushes up to Oto and whacks him in the face. Briffeen, the contestant from Thegye wins, defeating Oto of The Great Protectorate!


BARRÁT THE WOLF vs. FORNOST IRMINSUL

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins. The two champions stand, ready to challenge each other to what will, assuredly, be the greatest fight ever seen.

Barrat, wielding his mighty saber, rushes Fornost, slashing at him, forcing him back. The Istillian warrior tries to block the blinding blows from the Wolf, but to no avail. Fornost's axe is knocked aside and a reign of blows lands on his head. Only his helmet saves him from death, but only just; the heavy saber bashes the helmet shapeless and gives Fornost a rather nasty headache. Barrátt the Wolf, the contestant from Great katyusha wins, defeating Fornost Irmunsul of Istillian!


ALEXANDER vs. KLYNE

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Alexander grimaces at Klyne, raising his sword and pointing it at the Carinan warrior. Suddenly rushing forward, Klyne doges Alexander's swipes and lands a flurry of blows with his daggers. Roaring in pain, Alexander takes a number of steps back. Finally able to bring his sword into play, the Greek warrior brings its pommel down hard onto Klyne's back. Falling to the ground, Klyne is unable to avoid a hard kick from Alexander, which winds him. Groaning and rolling over, Klyne desperately throws a knife, which smacks Alexander square in the forehead... with the heavy butt end.Klyne, the contestant from Santa carina wheels wins, defeating Alexander of Lollerland!


JACK ARRON vs. NATAE

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

The two warriors stand several yards apart, their weapons at the ready. This would be a test not only of the warriors, but also of their weapons. The knives of the Noyistain versus the bow of the American. The first strike comes from Natae, her knife flashing in the sunlight as it sped, striking Jack in the thigh. Grunting, the American drew back his bow and sent two arrows through the air, both striking their target. Drawing a final arrow, Jack sent it straight towards Natae's head, but it pinged hard off her helmet, knocking her out. Jack Aaron, the contestant from Pland Adanna wins, defeating Natae of Noyistain!


SHAWN SHADY vs. GRAHAM "KILLER CHEESE" ROQUEFORT

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Graham takes a pungent smelling wheel of cheese from a pouch at his side. Shawn looked confusedly at him, blinking rapidly. Shrugging, the Ellenburgian warrior hefts his baseball bat and walks over to Graham. Swinging his bat, he catches a wif of the cheese and coughs, causing his swing to go wide and glance off of Graham's side. Laughing, Graham lifts his cheese. Placing a hand over his face, Shawn simply steps around Graham and brings his baseball bat down hard onto his head. Seriously, the man has cheese, JUST CHEESE. What did you expect? Shawn Shady, the contestant from Ellenburg wins, defeating Graham "Killer Cheese" Roquefort of Greater tagrai!


JELUCE vs. PREAT

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Jeluce, unraveling her kusarigama, sizes up the German warrior. Beginning to swing her weapon, Jeluce roars a challenge. Preat charges, raising his gladuis. Whipping her kusarigama, the rope wraps around Preat's ankles, tripping him. Rushing her downed opponent, Jeluce brought her foot down hard on his face. Jeluce , the contestant from Thegye wins, defeating Preat of Hyperico!


As the last contestants leave the ring, the crowd begins to disperse. Soon, the Diarchs rise, announce that the second round of the tourney and the defeated bracket will begin tomorrow morning, and depart for the ensuing feast. The rest of the crowd leaves, some heading home, others to parties, and still others to the taverns to celebrate wins or losses. All in all, everyone has enjoyed the first day of the tourney and many look forward to the events tomorrow!
Read dispatch

Noyistain and Axolotl Land

Krovx saxony wrote:Howst Is Everythou?

Great

National power corporation

POV: you’re trying to find something interesting in the regional message board.

National power corporation wrote:POV: you’re trying to find something interesting in the regional message board.

YES

hi everybody! how are you doing? hope you're doing great. if we aren't already we should be friends. :) <3

New eclium wrote:hi everybody! how are you doing? hope you're doing great. if we aren't already we should be friends. :) <3

I'm doing great, just bored.

Axolotl Land wrote:I'm doing great, just bored.

Well, if you join our Discord server, we have a number of people who'd enjoy getting to know you, perhaps even playing some games. We have those on the forum too.

I'm guessing we can't have steam punk?

Damain wrote:I'm guessing we can't have steam punk?

If you're talking about the RP, that depends. If you have steam punk that fits with the 14th century tech level, sure. Otherwise, not really, no.

National power corporation

Bassiliya wrote:If you're talking about the RP, that depends. If you have steam punk that fits with the 14th century tech level, sure. Otherwise, not really, no.

Hmmmm 14th century you say... I wonder if we can use canons.

I yearn for the day that i appear on the region map.

read my national animal

Duraludon

Lmanbeurg wrote:read my national animal

Uwu. 😂

Angland federation

The third round of the Spring Tourney Event is out! Please check it out and make sure to leave an upvote!

Thegye Spring Tourney Event ROUND 3!

by Thegye royal dispatcher

Today is the third day of the tournament! Crowds flock to the tournament ring outside the castle, just to the north of the city. All around, banners, streamers, and colorful flags flap in the wind. Adults and children alike speak in excited tones, each one looking forward to the event to come. Jugglers, musicians, and jesters roam the streets, adding an air of jolliness and gaiety to the warm breeze. From the taverns, shouts and songs can be heard from the early partyers, getting their fill of the cheap beer and fruity cordials. At the ring itself, already the seats have begun to fill up, and the guests of honor begin to arrive. Soon, only standing room will be left for the onlookers. The trumpets sound the royal fanfare as the Diarchs make their way to their thrones, dresses in springtime colors. Seated, the Diarchs extend their hands and signal the beginning of the tourney. Let the best warrior win!

DOKNUSH vs. BARRÁT THE WOLF

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Doknush raises his knife and brandishes it at the Wolf. Barrátt levels his heavy saber at the Baswaran warrior. Charging, Doknush slashes at Barrátt, trying to get him spotted on the end of his knife. Missing the first blow, he lands another on Barrátt's arm, but the follow-up strike from the Phusditian forces him back. Pressing the attack, Barrátt wields his saber expertly. Doknush drops his knife and Barrátt steps in to smash him over the head with his saber hilt. Barrátt the Wolf, the contestant from Great katyusha, wins, beating Doknush of Thegye!


JACK AARON vs. JELUCE

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Drawing back his American bow, Jack lets fly his arrow, smashing it through Jeluce's defenses and pricing her thigh. Swinging her kusarigama to its greatest extent, Jeluce smashes her weapon into Jack's side, knocking him over. From the ground, he quick-fires an arrow, piercing Jeluce's arm and causing her to drop her weapon. Drawing two blunt-headed arrows, Jack fires one into Jeluce's chest and the other at her head, decisively finishing the battle. Jack Aaron, the contestant from Pland Adanna wins, defeating Jeluce of Thegye!


DEFEATED BRACKET

SHAWN SHADY vs. OSOUS TUS MEMAUSIS

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Osous charges Shawn, swinging hard with his kilij and bringing it down hard on Shawn's baseball bat, forcing it to hit its owner in the head. Dazed, Shawn swings his bat, catching Osous off-guard. Stumbling back, Osous drops his defense, leaving an opening for Shawn to smash his heavy bat down on Osous' head. A resounding crack echoed through the ring as Osous slumped to the ground, his skull bleeding profusely. Shawn Shady, the contestant from Ellenburg wins, defeating Osous Tus Memausis of Karorka!


KLYNE vs. OTO

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Oto, now more confident in his skills, fishes out his stone. Klyne, warier than the previous contender, draws his daggers. Weighing the stone in his hand, Oto lifts it and chucks it. However, his form is all wrong and the shot goes wide of the ground and flies straight into Klyne's face. Klyne falls over backward, not even trying to catch his fall. Blood pours from his face onto the dusty ground. Oto, the contestant from The Great Protectorate wins, defeating Klyne of Santa carina wheels!


ALEXANDER vs. BRIFFEEN

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Alexander's sword rings as it is drawn from the sheath. Briffeen rushes forward with his war spike, but Alexander knocks it aside and slices across his chest. Roaring in anger, Briffeen uses the blunt end of his spike to whack into Alexander. Swinging it around, the Burgre warrior scraped the spike across the Greek's face. Grabbing the haft of the spike with one hand, Alexander runs his sword through Briffeen. He falls onto his back, bleeding into the ground. Alexander, the contestant from Lollerland wins, defeating Briffeen of Thegye!


ZOS vs. GRAHAM "KILLER CHEESE" ROQUEFORT

The two warriors enter the ring to loud cheering and applause. Each makes his way before the royal platform and bows deeply to the Diarchs. Then, at the signal of the referee, the fight begins.

Zos charges, using her hook, attempts to spear Graham on it. She slashes and gashes and pokes, but to no avail. Graham, lifting a block of cheese, slaps Zos in the face. Shocked by the smell and the randomness of the blow, Zos stops for a moment. Regaining her composure, she uses her hook to stab through Graham's upper left arm. Screaming, Graham tugs away, only making the pain worse. The two warriors exchange blows and slaps, the smell of rotten cheese filling the entire arena and causing some elderly people to faint straight away. Finally, Graham takes a large wheel of his most pungent cheese and shoves it in Zos's mouth and down her throat. Unable to swallow and unable to bear the taste and smell, Zos begins simultaneously choking and retching. Unable to take it anymore, she uses her hook to slit her throat. Graham “Killer Cheese” Roquefort, the contestant from Greater tagrai wins, defeating Zos of Thegye!


As the last contestants leave the ring, the crowd begins to disperse. The Diarchs rise, announce that the final round of the tourney will take place tomorrow morning, and depart for the ensuing feast. The rest of the crowd leaves, some heading home, others to parties, and still others to the taverns to celebrate wins or losses. All in all, everyone has enjoyed the second day of the tourney and many look forward to the events tomorrow!

Read dispatch

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