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    The Cable - September 2020

    BulletinNews by The ambassadors reception . 720 reads.

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Traveling Wilburys is home to a single nation.

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The Highest Economic Output in Traveling Wilburys

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Traveling Wilburys is ranked 19,848th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

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1.The What Is Life of Nelson WilburyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“My sweet Lord”

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Traveling Wilburys Regional Message Board

Toyota Highlander wrote:I'm a car.

Yeah I got that.. I worked at TMMI for years..

Robtavia wrote:Yeah I got that.. I worked at TMMI for years..

I'm reliable too.


Yo Nelson Wilbury, if you make “Not Guilty” by George Harrison the song of the day tomorrow, I’ll give you a cookie.

EDIT: I am very much diggin’ Miles Davis my diggity dogs.

Coasta sol's Proposal was Passed!


Moltisia wrote:


The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids wrote:Yo Nelson Wilbury, if you make “Not Guilty” by George Harrison the song of the day tomorrow, I’ll give you a cookie.

EDIT: I am very much diggin’ Miles Davis my diggity dogs.

ope sorry i've been out on a brief vacation

Nelson Wilbury wrote:ope sorry i've been out on a brief vacation

All good, there's always tomorrow!

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids wrote:All good, there's always tomorrow!

Tomorrow never dies.

Holoresk wrote:Tomorrow never dies.

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To Nelson Wilbury

After further consideration of our new embassy policy. We have determined that your region no longer qualifies for an embassy with TVE. See our updated embassy policy for more details.

Here at TVE, we strive to provide a safe, positive, encouraging atmosphere for our residents. That is why we take our embassies very seriously and if one of them violates our rules. We reserve the right to close the offender embassy. Therefore, we prohibit embassies that:

    Endorse or encourage rule-breaking behavior across the site

    Promotes OOC Fascist, Nazi, or other hateful ideologies

    Solely focuses on raiding/defending gameplay or is an unstable warzone region

    Serves no purpose other than to be an embassy collector region (exceptions apply)

    Dead or inactive regions (exceptions apply)

    Clearly expresses anti-TVE sentiments or is currently at war with TVE

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What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021

Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a zoom meeting call. The conversation went of follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

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