Chief Cook and Bottle Washer (Governor): 
The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation (elected )
Founder: 
The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Texas, The Heartland, The Skeleton Army, 10000 Islands, The Cuckoos Egg, and The Vast.
Tags: Commended, Featured, Large, Map, Modern Tech, Offsite Forums, Role Player, and World Assembly.
Regional Power: High
Wysteria contains 61 nations, the 437th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Wysteria
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 27,994th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Grualand | Left-wing Utopia | “Makt til folket!” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Cokhstan | Left-wing Utopia | “Yarrrrrr” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Halluci Nations | Left-wing Utopia | “The callers of names cannot see us, but we can see them” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Captain Hindsight | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I shouldn't have” | |
| 6. |  The Ugliest Cows of Wawa Fea Vaca | Moralistic Democracy | “All babies are cute, even the ugly ones” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Poltaria | Capitalizt | “.” | |
| 8. |  The 95 of 95 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “95” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Fresil | New York Times Democracy | “Very cutesy, very demure” | |
| 10. |  The Fairytale Kingdom of Edamant | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We All Rise Together” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Gool Thedia arrived from The UMNS.
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The Republic of Brulicsa arrived from Lazarus.
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The Commonwealth of Australjapan of the region Hyperborea proposed constructing embassies.
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The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy arrived from Balder.
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The People's Republic of Mekat of the region A New Place at a different Time proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Disputed Territories of Obstinacy ceased to exist.
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The Democratic Republic of Solidago arrived from Europeia.
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The Colony of Pagonyay arrived from The East Pacific.
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The People's Republic of Grualand arrived from The South Pacific.
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The Armed Republic of Cokhstan arrived from Colorado Springs.
Wysteria Regional Message Board
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Research the cure. Wait. Launch cure missiles. Launch more cure missiles.
We're curing in nation order by population, to try to get a handle on the larger zombie numbers, but will be shortly assigning someone to work on the smaller nations. We're currently finishing curing Equus' zombies and littering the landscape with cure missiles.
Keep up, keeping up the good work!
I understand that a lot of American Wysterians got sidetracked by the World Series (baseball), so the timing of this event could have been better.
Outter Micronesia and 95
We're in the mopping up stage of just going after a few pockets of zombies that formed on some older nations, cured early in this year's process.
Region clear and confirmed on the 11pm PST zombie update.
Looks like I'm going to be cleaning up cure rocket debris all week.
Feels like they're getting sidetracked by something else now.
The whole train has derailed and the tracks are on fire...
Troll-la-la, The Bruce, Outter Micronesia, 66 Ducks, and 2 othersWawa Fea Vaca, and 95
Not sure I’ve ever posted on this message board in my 15 years of being a citizen of Wysteria, but speaking as an American citizen, I apologize to those of you around the world for our viciously stupid mistake.
Unless you produced "Reality" TV, spread conspiracy theories, were a alt-right podcaster, were part of sketchy groups whose goals were to limit people's rights, or worked on the campaigns of politicians you would never leave your children in a room alone with for five minutes, you've got nothing to apologize for. I'm concerned for the fate of Ukraine and the safety of NATO citizens in Europe, but the people who are going to bear the brunt of this crazy train are Americans.
It is a nightmare. The Fascist Felon-Elect's Cabinet / Administration selections are nausea inducing. Yesterday a gang of Nazi's marched the Streets of Columbus, Ohio. It will only get worse. We barely have two months to brace for what is coming.
I, too, apologize to the world for allowing this to happen. Twice.
Willy, Ambassador Emeritus...
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