The Holy Gold Lucky hawk of Army of Revolutions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Raid Organizr with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.301 billion Army of Revolutionsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Army of Revolutionsian economy, worth 180 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,550 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,049 per year while the poor average 4,319, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Army of Revolutions is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest animal hunting institutions, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Army of Revolutions's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Army of Revolutions is ranked 283,533^rd in the world and 331^st in The Black Hawks for Safest, scoring 4.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.