The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.332 billion Azealand Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 575 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,762 Azealand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Lord Azizul, the Saltwater crocodile stadiums are open 24/7, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 41,891^st in the world and 949^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.