The Democratic States of Eaysil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Liy T Switchy with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.683 billion Eaysilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eaysil the City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eaysilian economy, worth 343 trillion Eaysilian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,013 Eaysilian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Eaysil's pristine beaches, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eaysil's national animal is the Maphagaph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eaysil is ranked 5,252^nd in the world and 151^st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 130.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.