The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.6 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 236 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 147,605 Peso Novogalaicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Checo Perez is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the entirety of Checo Perez's administration can be crammed into a phone booth, and schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Checo Perez's name. Crime is almost non-existent. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 120,399^th in the world and 2,590^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 73.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.