The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.893 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fedorgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 823 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,743 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 20,026^th in the world and 516^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 113.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.