The Federal Bloc of Lorenial is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Claudia Frost with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.621 billion Lorenialians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noiev. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorenialian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Urmens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 225,735 Urmens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Lorenialian airwaves, and recognizing the Lorenialian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorenial's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Featherian.

Lorenial is ranked 1,571^st in the world and 1^st in Eientei Gensokyo for Safest, scoring 153.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.