The Federation of Nova Klarnistria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 955 million Klarsmen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhar. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nova Klarnistrian economy, worth 56.9 trillion Klars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,554 Klars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Klarnistria's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Klarnistria is ranked 20,953^rd in the world and 533^rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 113.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.