The Marksist Creatures' State of Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grypheno Gropius with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.417 billion Stalliongradiniya are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griffonstone. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stalliongradian economy, worth 682 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,719 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, the Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novaya Griffoniya Stalliongrad is ranked 107,804^th in the world and 79^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Safest, scoring 79.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.