The Holy Empire of The Chicken Cult is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 40 million Chicken Cultians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Chicken Cultian economy, worth 2.00 trillion sacraficeses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,986 sacraficeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, voting is voluntary, and Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chicken Cult's national animal is the Chicken.

The Chicken Cult is ranked 80,604^th in the world and 123^rd in The Black Hawks for Safest, scoring 90.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.