The Commonwealth of The Montanans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Joseph Marland with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 2.974 billion Montanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helena. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Montanan economy, worth 424 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,804 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Montanans's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Montanans is ranked 5,952^nd in the world and 174^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 128.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.