Population | 3.1 billion |
Capital | Aither |
Leader | El |
Faith | Spiritualism |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | pigeon |
The Heavens of Tianh is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by El with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.1 billion Elohim are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aither. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.5%.
The powerhouse local economy, worth 252 trillion virtues a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,434 virtues, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, some Elohim have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tianh's national animal is the pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Spiritualism.
Tianh is ranked 74,521st in the world and 61st in Eientei Gensokyo for Safest, scoring 92.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, some Elohim have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Tianh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
- : Tianh was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in Tianh, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.