The Ruffian Raider of Triseria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bronyleader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.722 billion Triserians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shimmerlight. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Triserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,993 trillion Pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,576 Pancakes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,073,539 per year while the poor average 2,936, a ratio of 706 to 1.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, in pet stores nationwide Guinea Pigs are growing in popularity, dream holidays often go awry, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Triseria's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solarism.

Triseria is ranked 282,365^th in the world and 328^th in The Black Hawks for Safest, scoring 4.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.