Governor: 
The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal (elected )
Founder: 
The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID
Last WA Update:
Embassies: the Rejected Realms, NationStates, The Genesis Corporation, Libertatem, Equinox, Conservative League, Commonwealth of Liberty, The Confederacy of Free Nations, Union of Free Nations, 10000 Islands, Lands End, Zentari, The Allied States, Enadia, Lezra, United League of Nations, and 7 others.Barbaria, The Allied Republic, Official European Union, Republic of Conservative Nations, Golden Eco Friendly, The Glorious Evolution, and Cataclyst Order.
Tags: Capitalist, Democratic, Enormous, Featured, Free Trade, Independent, Industrial, Map, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, and 3 others.Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, and Role Player.
Regional Power: Very High
Capitalist Paradise contains 127 nations, the 230th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Capitalist Paradise
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,273rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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| 1. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 4. |  The Hive City of Blue Embassy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty in Mind and Body” | |
| 5. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 8. |  The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.” | |
| 9. | The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID | Capitalist Paradise | “Justice Above All” | |
| 10. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | Left-Leaning College State | “Live Free and Crimeless, or else...” |
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Last poll: “Eurovision 2024”
Regional Happenings
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The Sultanate of Pogger arrived from Philosophers.
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The United States of Free-Iran arrived from The Amaranthine Isles.
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The Community of Unitary Dolokhia of the region Dolokhia withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
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The Most Serene Republic of Pak Mai Bong arrived from Lazarus.
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The Fiefdom of Kelly Criterion Index of the region Sooren proposed constructing embassies.
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The Incorporated States of Hyperconnect arrived from The Obsidian Highlands.
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The Empire of Eniabitobi of the region Kilimanjaroian proposed constructing embassies.
- : Capitalist moscow ceased to exist.
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The Federation of North Libertar arrived from Balder.
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The Technocratic State of Xenhe Lous of the region Dolokhia proposed constructing embassies.
Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board
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It Would Be Really Funny
Let’s get the obvious one out of the way; it would be extremely hilarious to condemn TCB. Why? Simple. Because Condemning them would irreversibly change their reputation towards a more negative light, effectively screwing them over. That is where the funnies would come from. My fellow sadists agree that messing over other people for the fun of it is very humorous. Especially messing with the reputation of a big region (like TCB) would undoubtedly induce giggles across the globe.
Too Many Commies
I hate commies, you hate commies, we all hate commies. Unfortunately TCB is filled with a lot of them. Nine out of seven researchers agree that the world was better off without communism, that is why it is important that we stop the spread of it; and the only way we can stop communism is by Condemning TCB. Then, and only then, can freedom and democracy be achieved.
They’re Brainwashing Our Children
TCB is inherently left-wing. As such, it means that they are brainwashing our children. Filling their brains with dangerous ideas, such as health care and public education. It gives me the chills just thinking about it. Allowing them to continue on could spell disaster for the future. However, if we Condemn them now then their still may be hope that the next generation won’t be doomed.
They Caused Global Warming
Little known fact, but TCB has an air force. This Air Force is rather large, and contributes towards global carbon emissions. This means that TCB is indirectly directly responsible for global warming. Condemning then is the only repercussion that would be satisfactory.
I Said So
Let’s face it, I am the most epic nation ever. So when I say you should do something, you should probably do it. I am so cool in fact, that I posted a definitely real gif of definitely me walking away from a definite explosion, definitely not looking back at it. That is how awesome I am. And if you believe I am awesome (voluntarily or otherwise), you’ll support my notion to Condemn The Communist Block.
(The previous essay was a Joke™ from OrcTech®, All Rights Reserved)
IT IS ALMOST SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF NORTHERN BORLAND CEASING TO EXIST… JULY 28TH…. NEW AZAN CITIZENS ARE ALREADY PREPARING BLACK FORMAL WEAR TO DON IN HONOR OF OUR MOTHER COUNTRY. EVEN WITCHES OF THE OLD FAITH BURN MARINATED OX TAILS IN MOURNING OF NORTHERN BORLAND… SO MANY CITIZENS… SO FREE, SO PLUMP, ALL SCATTERED TO THE WIND LIKE OCEAN-POLLUTING PLASTIC BAGS. MANY NORTHERN BORLANDIANS HAVE FLED TO NEW AZA SINCE THE GREAT FALL. THEY LOVE PIZZA SO MUCH. IT IS SURPRISING HOW MUCH THEY LOVE PIZZA. THEY ALSO COMMIT MANY CRIME. THIS IS BESIDES THE POINT. WE WELCOME THEM IN OPEN ARMS. MANY NEW AZAN NATIVES STILL DO NOT TRUST NORTHERN IMMIGRANTS, NOR THEIR PIZZA-EATING WAYS, BUT THEY WILL LEARN. THEY WILL LEARN TO APPRECIATE AND ABSORB THE CULTURE OF OUR MOTHERLAND.
WE WISH CAPITALIST PARADISE WELL. WE HOPE OUR GREAT REGION CAN RESTORE GLORY. FAIR TRADE AND FAIR FIGHTS TO ALL OF YOU.
EDIT: IT WAS JULY 28TH, NOT 30TH! NEW AZAN MATHEMATICIANS ARE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC, BUT THEY SELDOM DOUBLE CHECK THEIR CALCULATIONS!
Quick new poll.
REST IN PEACE NAGUANIA AND LIBERTARIAN GROWTOPIA! NEW AZA HOLDS YOUR MEMORY IN HIGH REGARD!
HELLO GANGY WSP <3
Hello!
Just hopping that Iran's President Raisi's death does not start a new war...
It wont. The US killed that General guy a few years back and nothing happened, besides his death..
Has there ever been a better Emissary Report? I don't think so!
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Stats of the Month:
April-May 202410000 Islands | Population: 870 nations | Delegate Endorsements: 225 endorsements
A Taco Paradise | Population: 596 nations | Delegate Endorsements: 51 endorsements
and Monthly Emissary Report
All the latest news from 10000 Islands: Mar-Apr 2024
by Chelsea Boots
Republic of Pantso
XKI Liaison Officer
10,000 Islands is governed by the Council of Nine, made up of a Chief Executive, an elected Delegate and four elected Senators, and three appointed Ministers. The Council votes on legislation, embassy openings and closures, and other matters as required by the Chief Executive.
Discussions over most legislation take place in the 
Non-Secure Chamber.
Chief Executive: Lenlyvit Office
Delegate: AstroboltOffice
Senators
Lyonesse East (Houses): Keswickholt (Senior Senator)Office
New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): The World Defense Organization
Himes West (Role Play): AxeCapitalOffice
Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): PantsoOffice
Ministers
Education: Valentian ElysiumOffice
Culture: Wille-Harlia Office
Immigration: AschenteOffice
Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found here.
Oops, sorry about that folks, just let me use the fire extinguisher on my hard drive here . . . all better. Please continue; all is well, nothing to worry about here . . .
Our newest Council member, Senator for New Republica South The World Defense Organization, has been hard at work running debates in the Grand Debate Hall recently, prompting interesting discussions on a variety of topics:
Should pennies still be minted?Will asteroid mining become a “thing” in the future?Which XKI Officer has the most power?A discussion on climate change
If you’re interested in debate and intellectual discussion, keep an eye open for new threads in the Grand Debate Hall on our Proboards forum!
This new segment of The Breaking Wave will feature the beloved pets of the 10000 Islands and A Taco Paradise.
This month Venvee Republic would like to introduce us to their red eared slider turtle, “Stretch”.
Stretch was found during Christmas week of 2016 and was named after the “Stretch” Cunningham character from the old sitcom All in the Family. Venvee is convinced that Stretch is secretly an previously-unheard of ninja turtle; the critter is an escape artist and has managed to flee his tank twice, once landing uninjured after a six foot fall from the fireplace mantle. (Venvee also notes that Stretch appears to be fascinated by fire.)
Stretch enjoys a nice shrimp snack and sunbathing on his rock for hours at a time. He also has a credit as a co-author for an MLA research paper, although his contributions were primarily motivation and morale boosting for the other (human) author.
Do you have a pet you’d like to share with the Islands? Contact Pantso by Telegram or Discord to get into the next edition of The Breaking Wave!
As I’m sure you all know, NationState was down for about 10 days in April, apparently due to the catastrophic failure of one of their drives. While most data was recovered, trading card collections for the past year have been lost and, at the time of this writing, are unavailable.
The NS News page has more information and is still being updated as they make more progress recovering from the failure: page=news
Back up your data, kiddos!
The 10,000 Islands congratulates several of its citizens and residents this month for their accomplishments:
With the passage of NS 378-2: Paradise Day Act, the Council will be awarding a badge to every nation involved in the transition of A Taco Paradise to a Frontier. There are too many to list here, so if you were involved in that effort please watch your Telegrams for updates on this.
If you were involved but don’t receive a message, please contact Pantso to make sure you receive your badge.
~ April 2024 Mortimer report
The Mortimer Report is a summary of financial activity, including payouts for Islander investments, stocks, and any events that may have impacted these investments. It is released by the Regional Reserve each month and covers the previous month’s activities.
The Rich List is a ranking of the most valuable Islander accounts, in Tacos, including both terrestrial and celestial assets. To make the rich list, start earning Tacos by taking a job that pays Tacos, participating in contests, and taking advantage of Taco Islands Charities generous incentives for new nations. Buy properties from the bank, invest in stocks, or start a business in the Marketplace, and watch your pile of Tacos grow!
Nations interested learning more about XKI’s economy can learn more in the Regional Reserve Office
The following nations registered on the Proboards forum since the last issue of the Breaking Wave. Welcome, new folks!
Neo Macconion
Gloriforia
Souverain Revachol
Zodorlan
Democratic intos
~ The conversation about Delegate eligibility continues, with a great deal of input from TITO and Council members. If you want to join in the discussion, your comments are welcome!
~ Keswickholt has started a thread to brainstorm ideas for getting recruiting up and retaining members. If you have any ideas, feel free to post here!
The Council is considering several new pieces of legislation; you can view them in the non-secure chamber:
~ A bill to re-establish the Genealogist position: here
~ A proposed amendment to change the eligibility requirements for the Delegate here
~ Senior Senator for Lyonnesse East Keswickholt has proposed making the Housing Association a permanent regional institution. Read the details here
~ Recruiters are always needed! Recruiters bring new nations into the region and for their efforts, become eligible for awards, badges, and Tacos. Nations interested in joining the recruiting team should check out
this thread~ Pantso has put out a call for a Deputy Senator for Blue Canaria North to help work on this Monthly Report
~ Astrobolt needs an Emissary to Refugia and an Ambassador to The South Pacific to help maintain good relations and share information.
~ Astrobolt is also looking for a Secretary of State to help with the day-to-day matters of World Assembly resolution voting and discussion.
~ AxeCapital has an open req for Role Play Commissioner, responsible for enforcing RP rules and orderly behavior in the RP regions. This position comes with a generous monthly stipend.
~ Wille-Harlia is seeking Cultural Officers to help plan regional events.
~ Astrobolt is looking for a TIBOE Secretary. The Taco Island Brigade of Endorsers is responsible for keeping endorsement counts high, and the TIBOE Secretary reports to the Delegate on those counts. This position comes with a generous monthly stipend.
~ Lenlyvit is hiring a Cartographer-General to maintain the official XKI Map. This position comes with a generous monthly stipend.
~ Lenlyvit is also looking for a new Cards Co-op President, who will be responsible for managing the XKI Cards Cooperative. This position comes with a generous monthly stipend.
Other jobs may be available on the Jobs Bulletin Board. Most jobs pay monthly in Tacos, XKI’s regional currency.
The 10KI Update is a monthly report about the regional happenings of XKI made by the Blue Canaria North Senator and the Deputy BCN Senator. Stay tuned for any updates!
10000islands.proboards.comDiscord:
discord.gg/4uWZbNSInterested in XKI? All of our Foreign Affairs dispatches will be published by 10000 Islands Foreign Affairs, and posted in our 
embassy thread!
We should privatize the police. Can I get an ahem?
We don't need private police, just let everyone defend themselves and let people form citizens' militias freely.
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