Population | 20.758 billion |
Capital | Indianapolis |
Leader | Karin Asaka |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | Yuan |
Animal | Cardinal |
The State of -Indiana is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karin Asaka with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.758 billion Hoosiers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indianapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hoosier economy, worth a remarkable 5,098 trillion Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,638 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Indiana's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.
-Indiana is ranked 12,183rd in the world and 5th in Gensokyo for Most Patriotic, with 59.04 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, the elderly don't know who the dickens adorns the face of newly-issued banknotes.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Hoosiers any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in -Indiana, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.