The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.849 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,028 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,234 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Trotterdam, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.

Trotterdam is ranked 124,073^rd in the world and 7^th in Pony Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 985.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.