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Most Valuable International Artwork: 146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 779th
The Android Fangirl of
Iron Fist Socialists
This flag was more dramatic than I thought it'd be
Poppy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121

Population12.25 billion

CapitalLesbos
LeaderPoppy
FaithWorship of Poppy

Currencydigital dollar
Animalbutterfly

The Android Fangirl of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Poppy with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.25 billion Poppies are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,404 trillion digital dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,302 digital dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 1,682nd in the world and 46th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 298.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 681stMost Cheerful Citizens: 779thNicest Citizens: 780thMost Compassionate Citizens: 829thLargest Welfare Programs: 844thMost Pacifist: 985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,118thMost Inclusive: 1,229thMost Devout: 1,385thHighest Food Quality: 1,682ndBest Weather: 1,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,991stMost Developed: 2,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,713thLargest Governments: 2,740thLowest Crime Rates: 2,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,868thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,927thMost Influential: 3,364thSmartest Citizens: 3,514thMost Efficient Economies: 3,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,764thHealthiest Citizens: 3,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,352ndSafest: 8,736thHighest Economic Output: 9,865thHighest Average Incomes: 10,917thTop
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Nudest: 15,840thMost Income Equality: 16,930thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,887thHighest Drug Use: 27,510th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 185th in the regionSafest: 260th in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 334th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 387th in the region

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