The Matriarchy of Absolute communism162 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.677 billion Absolute communism162ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism162ian economy, worth 798 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,660 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Absolute communism162ians, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism162's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Absolute communism162 is ranked 4,360th in the world and 220th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 80.18 flags saluted per person per day.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism162 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Absolute communism162ians.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Absolute communism162 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism162, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
