The United Federal Republic of Cerespasia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charles M Henschelberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.115 billion Cerespasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virton. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cerespasian economy, worth 371 trillion Cereskian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 175,764 Cereskian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and tourists call Cerespasian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerespasia's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cerespasia is ranked 13,659^th in the world and 384^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.