Population | 30.594 billion |
Capital | Luna |
Leader | JEM |
Faith | Science |
Currency | newton |
Animal | aurora |
The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by JEM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.594 billion Aethelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luna. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Aethelian economy, worth an astonishing 10,283 trillion newtons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 336,138 newtons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels. Crime is totally unknown. Aethelia's national animal is the aurora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.
Aethelia is ranked 291,238th in the world and 135th in Gay for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -75.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aethelia created a new poll in Hogwarts: "Best Set of IV".
- : Following new legislation in Aethelia, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
- : Following new legislation in Aethelia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Aethelia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Aethelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Aethelia created a new poll in Hogwarts: "Best Beatle/Beetle?".
- : Aethelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Aethelia created a new poll in Hogwarts: "Will Biden or Trump die before the 2024 election?".
- : Aethelia created a new poll in Hogwarts: "MTG".
- : Following new legislation in Aethelia, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Aleixandria, Kanis, Duodez, Psilocyberio, Giscuambourg, Armillia, Tosler, Cachard Calia, Western Weassey, Amersmark, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, and Hijjma.