The Federal Republic of Aguaiti is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Antoine Savoie with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.002 billion Aguaitians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivière Verte. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aguaitian economy, worth 26.0 trillion Aguaitian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,485 Aguaitian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aguaiti's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aguaiti is ranked 171,754^th in the world and 6,893^rd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 120.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.