WA Delegate: The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia (elected )
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Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Black Market in Lazarus
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 1,369th in the world for Largest Black Market.
|1.||The Hell Hole of Terrians||Corporate Police State||“DEATH TO HUMANS !”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Celtician||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dílis go Bás”|
|3.||The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Even the end of the world will be dull and a let down.”|
|4.||The Nexus of Kako||Father Knows Best State||“Don't think.”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Rommanda||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Strenght Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”|
|6.||The Monastic Technocracy of Expendia||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of ArchD||Father Knows Best State||“Those of great intelligence will go far.”|
|8.||The Grand Republic of Versail||Corrupt Dictatorship||“For the glory of the Republic!”|
|9.||The Foxy Truckin' Theocracy of Funktopia||Corporate Police State||“Willing Slaves to the Great Groovemaster in the Sky.”|
|10.||The Orbital Pleasure Palace of Pan Galacia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Et Epulantes in Fibris”|
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Upon hearing this Purgadellhi spends a few moments contemplating and thinking through several strands of thought bouncing between annoyance, boredom, fear, and excitement.
In dernel we hold quite a fine space program. If she wanted to talk about this in space could we have not just gone and met up there to begin with?
Oh God!? Why would I ever go into space for such a simple thing?!? It was a mistake coming here!
Holy sh*t I get to go to space, we mostly have remote controlled things in space, I would be one of the few Dernellians to go to space!
Come on I came here is that not enough? Let's just get this over with instead of wasting a bunch of time going to space.
Then after a few more turns of thought, a level headed idea came through
*sigh* if i'm already here it'd be a waste to not go the full way, and then the extra mile. I'm here to be a diplomat and make good foreign relations. At the very least i should show my trust in New Vedan and that would go a long way.
Now Purgadellhi stands up, looks around, "Purgadellhi of Dernel, I am willing to go. If you believe it is safe, then I trust in your judgement. Besides, it will probably be fun!" he said as a genuine smile grew on his face, as the excitement began to take him over.
This talk of alien invasions brings to Lady Zaharra's mind a strange incident from her youth. Apparently a man in a suit made of quicksilver visited one of her tribe's villages, having descended from the sky on a golden cloud. Lady Zaharra didn't see this personally, but heard it from a relative not know for being a liar, or a teller of tales. The man stayed for a few days, never removing any part of his suit, and intensely curious about the mundane details of daily life. And he showed her tribe how to make pots out of clay. Only millennia later, when she learned to travel through time, did Lady Zaharra discover that the story was true, and that her world had been visited by someone from another planet.
Eeep! Temmi and the rest of the folks in Internal Management have been considering making a LazAwards thingy so we can bestow tokens on the best issue answerer, best rper.. etc but we're having trouble coming up with all the categories. x) If y'all have any ideas for what there should be, would ya share them?
Best troll-destroyer would be whoever has the fewest responses to trolls. AKA, most of the non-posting community.
No, it would be the person to write the best satirical eulogy for the troll. Alternatively it could be given to me every time.