WA Delegate: The Anarqueendom of Imkiville (elected )
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Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Poor Incomes in Lazarus
The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 4,557th in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Rommanda||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Celtician||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dílis go Bás”|
|3.||The Galactic Imperium Invictum of Darkium||Father Knows Best State||“Vae Victus!!”|
|4.||The Primum Federation of Aigania||Democratic Socialists||“Secularism, Scientific Advancement, Integrity”|
|5.||The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Even the end of the world will be dull and a let down.”|
|6.||The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Servitium Fert Ordinem, Ordinem Fert Unitate”|
|7.||The Kingdom of New Rogernomics||Left-wing Utopia||“Freedom and Justice”|
|8.||The Holy Dictatorship of Doperland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You hear my word, and you shall obey!”|
|9.||The Evil Empire of Lucavi||Father Knows Best State||“The Sun is gone and all hope is lost. ”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of ArchD||Father Knows Best State||“Those of great intelligence will go far.”|
Regional Poll • How many lava lamps does a room need? (7 Days)
Poll called by The Kingdom of Treadwellia
Voting opened 3 days 15 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Last poll: “How much do you dance? (7 Days)”
- : The Republic of Libana was refounded.
- : The Queendom of The Dragance Devil Empire departed this region for The Pirate Empire.
- : The Queendom of The Dragance Devil Empire was refounded.
- : The Empire of Queen Nihass departed this region for The Pirate Empire.
- : The Empire of Queen Nihass was refounded.
- : The Dictatorship of Skadi Marchking was refounded.
- : The Kingdom of Slavijia departed this region for Northanhymbre.
- : The Kingdom of Slavijia was refounded.
- : The Republic of Deathmaster1977 was refounded.
- : The Watchfires of CR-2 departed this region for Congo River.
Lazarus Regional Message Board
As dear leader cracks open the last summer dear leader lager for the day he smiles constantly to himself. What a good day.
Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius are up late tonight, standing in the bathroom in Their pink muumuus and slippers. Her Maternity is helping His Immensity very carefully comb some tangles out of His fluffy white beard. He slept poorly on it earlier when napping, and He awoke to find some problems that simply had to be taken care of before going to bed again tonight.
However, whimpered mmphs translate quite readily as owws from time to time when the brush misses its mark and tugs on the wrong hairs.
In Treadwellia, Tubbius the Fat is being a bit of a cover hog tonight, enough so that Mrs. Tubbius wakes up, slaps His Obesity's great tummy, and fluffs bedsheets up and over Her own ballooned body.
A couple rooms over in the palace, the exact same game plays out between Dr. and Mrs. Biggenbottom. She is only carrying twins, but she is much further along than the Corpulent Queen, and she wants comfort! Dr. Biggenbottom lies there in the dark, rubbing his belly and, after a moment, hers as well. Being a proper, supportive husband is good, he thinks.
Those slaps smart a little, though. Tubbius whimpers softly afterward, scratching His tum-tum with one hand while sucking at His other thumb.
Apparently, the lesson to learn is to never steal the bedsheets from a fat, old woman who is nearly five months pregnant with triplets or eight months with twins.
Today is a glorious day in Guiness Freaks as the entire country is mandatorily partaking in a country wide celebration for dear leader's 38.657th birthday. Oh and dear leader un or Il, dear leader just can't tell them apart, turned 8. Anywho, beer and feasting commences now!
Today, Her Motherhood has a reminder for His Adiposity as They feed the baby princes and princesses from breasts and bottles. Tubbabies wants The Two Tubbies to film commercials today for their new lines of men's and women's TubBras, modeling the latest fashions for eager Treadwellians.
It isn't exactly how His Lardship wants to spend the day, but He will get all the chocolate-glazed doughnuts He can eat between takes, and He gets to keep all of the new TubBras and underwear He models. Word has it there is also something new called TubBraces, which is a form of suspenders that clip gently to the straps of the TubBra and to an interior button on one's trousers. It's for those days when a Treadwellian man might need the comfort of securely snug pants but might want a supporting garment that's less visible than ordinary suspenders.
His Rotundity is intrigued.
Another purrfect day in Guiness Freaks. The children are playing and exploring. The temperature is mild and sunny. The beer is chilled and flows freely. God bless dear leader exclaims the populace.
Good early afternoon, Lazarus!