Population | 14.031 billion |
Capital | Max's room |
Leader | Maurice Sendup |
Currency | hot supper |
Animal | wild thing |
The King of All Wild Things is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 14.031 billion Wild Things enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Wild economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion hot suppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,984 hot suppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
All Wild Things is ranked 273,717th in the world and 3rd in Where the Wild Things Are for Safest, scoring 8.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : All Wild Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : All Wild Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : All Wild Things was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
- : All Wild Things published "test" (Meta: Reference).
- : All Wild Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.