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Most Secular: 3,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,661stHighest Crime Rates: 5,376th
The King of
Left-Leaning College State
I'll eat you up!
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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All Wild Things

Population14.024 billion

CapitalMax's room
LeaderMaurice Sendup

Currencyhot supper
Animalwild thing

The King of All Wild Things is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maurice Sendup with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.024 billion Wild Things enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Max's room. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wild economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion hot suppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,984 hot suppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Wild Things's national animal is the wild thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Wild Things is ranked 183,529th in the world and 2nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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5%
Most Secular: 3,437thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,661stHighest Crime Rates: 5,376thMost Inclusive: 6,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,780thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,022ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,624thNicest Citizens: 9,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,404thBest Weather: 10,852ndHighest Food Quality: 11,984thRudest Citizens: 12,524thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,551stTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,272ndHighest Economic Output: 16,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,123rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,243rdLargest Black Market: 17,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,805thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,433rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : All Wild Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : All Wild Things was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in All Wild Things, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
  • : All Wild Things published "test" (Meta: Reference).
  • : All Wild Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : All Wild Things lodged a message on the Where the Wild Things Are Regional Message Board.

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