The Principality of Angermanland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Chargone with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 39.241 billion Angermen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kant. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angerman economy, worth a remarkable 5,898 trillion gold crosses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,307 gold crosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, Prince Chargone reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angermanland's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way of the Net.

Angermanland is ranked 290,402^nd in the world and 11,270^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.