Population | 39.313 billion |
Capital | Kant |
Leader | Prince Chargone |
Faith | the Way of the Net |
Currency | gold cross |
Animal | tiger |
The Principality of Angermanland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Chargone with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 39.313 billion Angermen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kant. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Angerman economy, worth a remarkable 5,931 trillion gold crosses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,880 gold crosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Astronauts take one small step for Angermanland and one giant step backward from confrontation, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angermanland's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Way of the Net.
Angermanland is ranked 9,470th in the world and 500th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 418.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angermanland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, astronauts take one small step for Angermanland and one giant step backward from confrontation.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, tigers are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, rumor has it that Prince Chargone has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Following new legislation in Angermanland, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.