The Republic of Oothiteria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Anna Voss with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.361 billion Oothiterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkhoven. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Oothiterian economy, worth 238 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,850 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oothiteria's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oothiteria is ranked 29,869^th in the world and 620^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.