The Queendom of Ambitchous is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.932 billion bitchousians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big nope. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ambitchousian economy, worth 474 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,943 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lavish state dinners in Big nope are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Ambitchousian selfishness, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambitchous's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ambitchous is ranked 23,740^th in the world and 629^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.