The Colony of Black Hawk 1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 25.705 billion Black Hawk 1ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The thriving Black Hawk 1ian economy, worth 979 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,103 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Black Hawk 1's national animal is the Black Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Black Hawk 1 is ranked 249,442^nd in the world and 1^st in Black hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.16 law-abiding acts per hour.