The Rogue Nation of Brealoville is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Commander Brealaran with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.802 billion Brealovilleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brealingrad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Brealovillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Breals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,130 Breals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brealoville's national animal is the Slugga Boy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Creed.

Brealoville is ranked 28,628^th in the world and 2^nd in The Versutian Federation for Most Patriotic, with 39.47 flags saluted per person per day.