The Queendom of Brendan Island is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.754 billion Brendan Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The strong Brendan Islandian economy, worth 836 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,725 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,600 per year while the poor average 3,555, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brendan Island's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brendan Island is ranked 268,813^th in the world and 8^th in Douglas City for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.