The Empire of Brutesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Eternal President-for-Life with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.974 billion Brutesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brutopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,002 trillion Bisps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 304,791 Bisps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise The Eternal President-for-Life on Brutesia's coulrophobia epidemic, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutesia's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brutism.

Brutesia is ranked 284,783^rd in the world and 31^st in Greater Brutesia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 9.8 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.