The Republic of Bohenia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.983 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,418 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 69,926^th in the world and 1,215^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 20.09 flags saluted per person per day.