The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke Mister Chris VI with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.8 billion Caffeinneburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caffeinneburg City. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Caffeinneburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,458 trillion orichalks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,523 orichalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orichalks to support the Uranium Mining industry, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and Caffeinneburg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinneburg's national animal is the alzabo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caffeinneburg is ranked 284,656^th in the world and 53^rd in North America for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -177.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.