The Republic of Cenos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.455 billion Cenosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantia. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cenosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,214 trillion eurodolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,121 eurodolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown. Cenos's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cenos is ranked 15,717^th in the world and 419^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 116.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.