The Commonwealth of Ancaswafiqing is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Cassan QingWaf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 976 million Ancaswafiqingians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAWQ. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ancaswafiqingian economy, worth 63.3 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,861 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in the South Pacific are never on time for important appointments, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancaswafiqing's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ancaswafiqing is ranked 20,277^th in the world and 505^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.