The IX of Bulgorian FMM is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 15.02 billion Kashiks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleven. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The very strong Bulgorian FMMian economy, worth a remarkable 1,391 trillion Levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,651 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bulgorian FMMian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgorian FMM's national animal is the Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bulgorian FMM is ranked 60,808^th in the world and 3^rd in Soviet Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 123.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.