The Republic of CP-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 18.143 billion CP-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving CP-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,286 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CP-1's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

CP-1 is ranked 78,271^st in the world and 1^st in Corporatist Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 375.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.