The Matriarchy of Cult of Ashley Greene is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ashley Greene with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 26.796 billion Cult of Ashley Greeneans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greene City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cult of Ashley Greenean economy, worth a remarkable 3,339 trillion Greenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,610 Greenes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Cult of Ashley Greeneans look out for gay men, war vets look after war animals, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cult of Ashley Greene's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cult of Ashley Greene is ranked 593^rd in the world and 5^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,272.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.