The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.566 billion Deerpians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 271,190 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 3,964^th in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 62.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.