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The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
None shall stop our conquest!
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cutote

Population31.378 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.378 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 29,713 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 946,945 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,870,922 per year while the poor average 8,501, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, cute fluffy little Big Monies are increasingly popular exotic pets, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 1,233rd in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,302ndLargest Populations: 3,635thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,053rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,156thLargest Black Market: 12,786thMost Conservative: 13,919th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, cute fluffy little Big Monies are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Big Money's ever-expanding ego.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cutote flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.

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